Come Out to Play

Girlsway fans are treated to an abundance of all-girl group sex in this Adult Time VOD. Lovers of intimate one-on-one Sapphic sex need not apply.

Title segment was written and directed by majordomo Bree Mills herself. It's a lousy spoof/ripoff of the cult movie classic "The Warriors", which has had quite a cultural effect including a recent concept LP made by Lin-Manuel Miranda and Elsa Davis. Mills' work will definitely not live on, however.

Including herself, it employs an 11-member cast of women, portraying warring girl gangs, dressed in elaborately hokey fetish gear. Serene Siren and Little Puck portray gang leaders, but group-sex is the only reason for this mindless bit of porn indulgence. And don't worry, Bree does not have sex - she remains the voyeuse equivalent of Andy Warhol in her porn universe.

Ana Foxxx plays a radio deejay who convinces the two warring gangs to "make love, not war" by heading off their impending violence and having them agree to a "sex match" instead. Porn fans will note that an established niche genre has stars like Dee Williams and Ariel X participating (or sometimes officiating for) girl wrestling matches that morph into XXX sex, so what Bree is doing here is nothing new or special. Orgies are porn's dumbest and least erotic form of content (substituting spectacle for sensuality), dating back to the '60s softcore days, and Bree's example is no different.

The actresses are dressed up in purposely trashy fetish gear, posing a lot for the camera and going gonzo for most of the show. Headed by Serene Siren, it's no surprise that making faces and sauntering along like runway models is on display, with lots of threatening hand motions like a jungle cat's claws thrown in.

I found the whole thing embarrassing, a celebration of porn at its hackiest.

Penny Barber is quite amusing before getting down to Sapphic XXX antics in "Compromising Positions", a lighthearted Girlsway goof.

The story by reliably stupid Midnight has Penny inviting her friends Daisy Fuentes and Ryan Keely over to pitch them the latest of her harebrained business schemes. She plans to open a yoga studio and needs their help getting it going. To show her interest, Penny demonstrates a few yoga positions, only showing how amateurish is.

The gal pals sense failure, but Keely has a bright idea: if Penny will make love to them, she'll give yoga lessons to customers and Daisy will handle reception and other jobs at the studio. Penny eagerly agrees and soon the threesome is fingering and licking their way into porno heaven.

The fact that all three actresses are impressively stacked adds to the mindless erotic entertainment.

The third vignette here was already issued on the VOD titled "Need a Nurse" just three weeks before. Titled "Nursing Each Other", I foolishly guessed this would be a lactation scene based on its title, but it turns out to be a dumb foursome scene instead. The title refers to four nurses having sex with each other.

It's not a special occasion, but merely the nurse arriving home still wearing their scrubs, and complaining about work. None of them have had sex for a long time, so they decide to have a sexual release together on the lengthy living room couch.

Maya Woulfe is the odd girl out, as all three of the other nurses are played by Black actresses. The silliest footage is at the end of the lengthy scene when all four of them line up side by side to masturbate -for the camera. It's a gonzo porn scene, but surely masturbating is the least taxing (or humiliating) act that porn directors request of their players.