Scienceless Fiction

I'm shocked that this movie was even made. I has absolutely no story, or at least one that could be followed logically. There was nothing but the writer/directors ideas on the races, and some stupid space mission going on in the background. It was low budget with NO creativity, and NO acting. I wont even say horrible acting because that would require an attempt. The only reason any guy would watch this movie is the naked women. Every 5 to 10 minutes is a naked woman, or some outlandish nudity scene. That is what this film required to keep driving its idiotic racism message forward so you wouldn't lose attention. Most of these women looked like worn out strippers or burned out hookers. They either stopped at a some dive strip club, or some pimps corner in a really REALLY BAD neighborhood! Stretch marks, mustaches, acne, razor bumps, and bad acting! I'm pretty sure that was the whole plan. "I cant make a good movie, and nobody wants to hear my opinion, so I'll just put in a bunch of naked women to keeps guys watching". Women would turn this crap of in a heartbeat.

OK, I'll admit from the start I didn't watch this all the way through. I was sure I could find something better to do. I did, I forget what, but it was better than sitting through this ----- (Please Insert your own expletive here.) I usually think I can describe things with a modicum of accuracy, but this defies description. I'll try my best... No, I can't be any more bothered than the creators of this drivel were to create a script, sets, story, or reason for this "Movie." It does have some heavy metal music, some nudity, and Hitler. I can't make up my mind if it is advocating right wing thinking or "Trying" to subvert it using "Humour." Whichever it is intended to be, it comes over as a piece of stupid white supremacist propaganda. I lasted 25 minutes 35 seconds. I'll never get that time back. Don't make the same mistake!

Now, when I sat down to watch the 2014 movie "Scienceless Fiction", from writer and director Bill Zebub, I have to admit that I expected to be in for some real rubbish. I mean, the name of the guy who wrote and directed the movie in itself was enough to make you doubt the movie.

Then there was the fact that the movie started out with showing off topless ladies. That pretty much set the bar very, very low for the movie.

Writer Bill Zebub failed miserably to put together a script and storyline that had any kind of entertainment value to it.

Needless to say that I was not familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list in this low budget travesty of a movie. The acting performances in "Scienceless Fiction" leaves much to be desired.

The effects in the movie were insanely poor and laughable.

I cannot think of a single reason why anyone should or would spend 109 minutes on watching this rubbish that attempted to pass itself off as a movie.

My rating of writer and director Bill Zebub's 2014 movie "Scienceless Fiction" lands on a generous one out of ten stars.

I think this deserves some interest. It shows a level of writing and humor (pun-linked-non-sequiturs). This is definitely beyond low-budget humor. The acting is also interesting in that I can't say its wooden, most of the characters (maybe it the same person throughout) have a passion in their lines. There is some great use of low-budget innovation - imagine the drawing of South Park but with cheesy special effects. This is not some sort of 'earnest' attempt to make a 'real' film - yet it is totally genuine - in that weird quirky way. This is like a 'The Onion' film meeting the 'Naked News'. I would class this as a sort of cult cult film.

The rantings in this movie remind me of my relative's ravings on how the Earth is flat and the moon landings were all a complex government hoax. They both show the same self-righteous zealotry, while lacking a basic of grip on reality. I can only assume such confident delusions are the result of taking too many mind altering substances. Perhaps the 420 crowd will "get it". The film's only redeeming feature is Maeva Athena, whose appearance briefly lights up this otherwise tiring piece of dribble.