A Christmas Story 2

[first lines]

Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and we're so lucky here in Britain to be celebrating the fourth annual Christmas festival. We're so thankful to the Americans and the Coca-Cola Corporation for bringing us this delight. Now gimme some presents!

[Mike is shown the title card for A Christmas Story 2]

Mike J.: That isn't a present! Is this serious? A Christmas Story is an American classic and is a beloved tale everybody can sit around the fire and watch together; it's filled with family values and caring and sharing and selfishness and mayhem and mild levels of racism. And it's ironic in that it may be called "A Christmas Story", but there isn't much story to it. A little boy wants a gun for Christmas. Hm, sounds like America.

[winks]

Mike J.: And the dad has a lamp which is shaped like a woman's leg. Fun for the whole family! But it's heartwaming and pleasant, and it doesn't really need your full attention in order for you to enjoy it. It remained a stand-alone movie for thirty years. For thirty years, there was only ONE A Christmas Story. Until now, A Christmas Story 2 was released to much confusion from festive viewers everywhere. But what has changed since the 80's? Other than EVERYTHING?