Camp Death III in 2D!

Very well made, Troma-esque horror comedy. Sometimes it borders on annoying and can wear down those who aren't a fan of this style. Most of the characters are great and fill out a paradigm of summer camp freaks well. Most of the cgi and digital effects leaves a lot to be desired but that practical stuff is not bad. If you like troma movies, try it out. If you don't like that style, stay away from this.

Camp Death III in 2D! is stupid. No doubt about it. If you're looking for a good or scary horror movie in the traditional sense you're not going to get it here. That said, if you're looking for something silly that with some decent gore effects and a flick that makes you think and take in the environment then this is for you. It's got several nods to other franchises that are really well done and it's clear that the cast and crew had a blast making the film. That passion really shines through here and I totally appreciate it. This is a film from a director that had a vision. They went all in on making it and if you put yourself in the right frame of mind you may just see the glimpses of brilliance behind the silliness.

This movie, WOW what a blast! Ok, take a blender and now mix these items into it: 1. Take one part Canadian humor (a lot of it!) 2. Mix in some Troma attitude 3. A nice mix of tributes, cliches, spoofs of 80s horror flicks (especially slashers) 4. Politically correctness! HA! Keep that out of the blender because this movie has none!! 5. Throw in the kitchen sink and blend it all together and you get:

CAMP DEATH III! In 2D!

This movie was an absolute blast to watch! I caught myself laughing out loud at the most inappropriate things and had no regrets over it as well. The movie itself is a nice tribute/homage/spoof of the classic "summer camp/sleepaway camp" slasher genre of the 80s, with all visible character tropes (and then some) that you come to expect. But the timing of the jokes, gags, over the top acting that would make Lloyd Kaufman smile with glee, the special effects that will either make you hurt or just bust up laughing...this movie is just a blast!

If you like to laugh, get a group of friends and go watch this!!!! I won't spoil anything, just be prepared for some of the craziest crap you'll see on the screen. This is why we need more independent movies, having the freedom to take risks and be as non pc and "mainstream" as possible.

Wether you will love this, will depend largely on your love of 80s slashers and low budget horror spoofs.

Primarily the film is a mickey-take out of Friday the 13th Pt 3, but references other 80s slashers (the caretaker is called Crapsey, an obvious reference to Cropsey from The Burning, which also illustrates the purile nature of the humour in this).

Lots of politically incorrect jokes, particularly with the camps owner who likes to abuse the disabled and immigrant staff and kids.

Interesting kill scenes, involving toilet plungers, glove puppets, and a cocaine snorting squirrel (yes really).

For a low budget indie film, it's quite good, but don't expect a Royal Shakespear Company production.

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Is why nobody cares about or trusts review scores anymore, especially on this site and rotten tomato's.

So i am to believe that 33% of all the people that see this movie think that it is the perfect movie and cannot be improved upon in any way possible and no other movie of this genre will ever be better, maybe as good but never better.

Its the satire equivalent of Citizen Kane, a pinnacle of cinematography.

See thats what it means when you give a 10 like a shill.

A 10 is a perfect score in my opinion no movie really should ever receive a 10

9.9 maybe once in your lifetime. 9's sure maybe 1 a year.

But reviewing has just lost all of any of the little subjective use it had because people can't use their brains and rate things realistically, and inevitably we will get a few ratings of 1 by those internet heroes who come to try and thwart the shills who hand out the 10's, they dont really help tho, maybe they skew the overall rating a little closer to where it should be but for people who look at the actual reviews it just confuses them more seeing 1's and 10's, they get upset and then don't trust the review system anymore, as they shouldn't.

Seriously tho, a person should not be able to leave a 1 or a 10 without it having moderator review and a new account or one with no other reviews should also not be allowed to leave a 1 or a 10 as a score.

Because basically by definition a 10 is perfect and there can never really be a perfect movie and if there was one, everyone would know about it, it would make the entire movie industry come to a halt and it would have to try and reinvent itself.

And a 1 as well is just a petty score any movie that makes it to a screen deserves at least a 2 just for the effort it takes to get it there.

i mean maybe if you had 76 minutes of just a blank screen and no sound, you could argue for a 1, but then others like nihilists or abstract art critics would probably say otherwise.

So Basically: grow up people if you or your wifes cousins son worked on a movie dont be a shill and give it a 10, thats a conflict of interest and shouldnt be allowed, and if your in love with the director/actor/genre dont just give it a 10 just because. I just realised i wasted my time writing all this because it will have no affect, oh well at least the sane and rational people will probably agree with me somewhat.

Movie was ok, wasn't great, wasn't horrible but was watchable all the way through and wasn't a waste of time, see people thats a middle of the road movie( in my opinion of course) so i would rate that a 5.

Oh and the guy below me that says he doesnt give tens llghtly, he has a total of 9 reviews on imdb and 2 of them are ratings of 9 and the other 7 he gave all 10's, that seems incredibly unlightly to me, seeing as how about 79% of the time you in fact give 10's and the other 21% you give as close to a 10 as possible without it being a 10.

So he thinks this movie is a 10 so its the perfect movie yet he says it will piss some people off which means it cant really be a perfect movie then can it.

And the other 6 movies in this genre that he gave 10's to as well they must all be perfect as well and the greatest of all time, but thats not really possible either is it?