Camp Death III in 2D!

It was awful. The effects were awful. It wasn't funny. Waste of time. For the love of anything avoid this film!

This movie was horrible. Ignore all the fake reviews.

Very well made, Troma-esque horror comedy. Sometimes it borders on annoying and can wear down those who aren't a fan of this style. Most of the characters are great and fill out a paradigm of summer camp freaks well. Most of the cgi and digital effects leaves a lot to be desired but that practical stuff is not bad. If you like troma movies, try it out. If you don't like that style, stay away from this.

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Is why nobody cares about or trusts review scores anymore, especially on this site and rotten tomato's.

So i am to believe that 33% of all the people that see this movie think that it is the perfect movie and cannot be improved upon in any way possible and no other movie of this genre will ever be better, maybe as good but never better.

Its the satire equivalent of Citizen Kane, a pinnacle of cinematography.

See thats what it means when you give a 10 like a shill.

A 10 is a perfect score in my opinion no movie really should ever receive a 10

9.9 maybe once in your lifetime. 9's sure maybe 1 a year.

But reviewing has just lost all of any of the little subjective use it had because people can't use their brains and rate things realistically, and inevitably we will get a few ratings of 1 by those internet heroes who come to try and thwart the shills who hand out the 10's, they dont really help tho, maybe they skew the overall rating a little closer to where it should be but for people who look at the actual reviews it just confuses them more seeing 1's and 10's, they get upset and then don't trust the review system anymore, as they shouldn't.

Seriously tho, a person should not be able to leave a 1 or a 10 without it having moderator review and a new account or one with no other reviews should also not be allowed to leave a 1 or a 10 as a score.

Because basically by definition a 10 is perfect and there can never really be a perfect movie and if there was one, everyone would know about it, it would make the entire movie industry come to a halt and it would have to try and reinvent itself.

And a 1 as well is just a petty score any movie that makes it to a screen deserves at least a 2 just for the effort it takes to get it there.

i mean maybe if you had 76 minutes of just a blank screen and no sound, you could argue for a 1, but then others like nihilists or abstract art critics would probably say otherwise.

So Basically: grow up people if you or your wifes cousins son worked on a movie dont be a shill and give it a 10, thats a conflict of interest and shouldnt be allowed, and if your in love with the director/actor/genre dont just give it a 10 just because. I just realised i wasted my time writing all this because it will have no affect, oh well at least the sane and rational people will probably agree with me somewhat.

Movie was ok, wasn't great, wasn't horrible but was watchable all the way through and wasn't a waste of time, see people thats a middle of the road movie( in my opinion of course) so i would rate that a 5.

Oh and the guy below me that says he doesnt give tens llghtly, he has a total of 9 reviews on imdb and 2 of them are ratings of 9 and the other 7 he gave all 10's, that seems incredibly unlightly to me, seeing as how about 79% of the time you in fact give 10's and the other 21% you give as close to a 10 as possible without it being a 10.

So he thinks this movie is a 10 so its the perfect movie yet he says it will piss some people off which means it cant really be a perfect movie then can it.

And the other 6 movies in this genre that he gave 10's to as well they must all be perfect as well and the greatest of all time, but thats not really possible either is it?

Wether you will love this, will depend largely on your love of 80s slashers and low budget horror spoofs.

Primarily the film is a mickey-take out of Friday the 13th Pt 3, but references other 80s slashers (the caretaker is called Crapsey, an obvious reference to Cropsey from The Burning, which also illustrates the purile nature of the humour in this).

Lots of politically incorrect jokes, particularly with the camps owner who likes to abuse the disabled and immigrant staff and kids.

Interesting kill scenes, involving toilet plungers, glove puppets, and a cocaine snorting squirrel (yes really).

For a low budget indie film, it's quite good, but don't expect a Royal Shakespear Company production.