Bikini Nuns

Rather inane, rather stupid Charlie's Angels-type flick about three secret agent babes (actually, they're not all that good-looking) who don the uniforms of nuns to carry out their plans of infiltration into enemy strongholds.

Clara Moha as 'Eva' is the best looking of the three tramps-- I mean, nuns. Then we have Anna Rakvalova as 'Sarah'. She's in second place. Then there's Chrissy Wunna as 'Mary'. She's actually not that attractive, but she has big boobs, so.... um.... okay.

None of these girls speak English very well, but they all have impressive racks. Obviously a requirement for this film.

Nothing happens, literally nothing. There are no fight scenes, no outdoor scenes, no nudity, no sexy scenes.

The amount of continuity failures is astounding and it's not even funny bad it's just awkward bad and incredibly poorly written and filmed by someone with the shakes.

Someone is putting on makeup in a bra after every man that gets shot. There are 2 characters that never do anything.

There is no nudity or even an attempt to be sexy considering the title and it's not even campy.

I just don't understand who would have gave them money to make this.

I watched the trailer after we watched the movie and it was the only moderately decent part.

Bizarre.