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Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire

  • 2024
IMDb RATING
8.7/10
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Ethan Marten, Marshall R. Teague, Tonya Kay, Daniel Kane, Brimstone, Joe Kane, Jacqueline Real, Wayne Heckler, Kimberly Adragna, and Sal Conca in Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire (2024)
Comedy

Seymour and his friends, Corrina and Wally, are desperate to avoid the vampire hunters, while securing a constant source of blood that does not involve Seymour attacking humans. However, as ... Read allSeymour and his friends, Corrina and Wally, are desperate to avoid the vampire hunters, while securing a constant source of blood that does not involve Seymour attacking humans. However, as Seymour gets hungrier he must learn to control his urges. Strange circumstances abound as ... Read allSeymour and his friends, Corrina and Wally, are desperate to avoid the vampire hunters, while securing a constant source of blood that does not involve Seymour attacking humans. However, as Seymour gets hungrier he must learn to control his urges. Strange circumstances abound as he also endeavors to keep the particulars of his new existence from his family. Seymour ha... Read all

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    • Joe Kane
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    • Joe Kane
    • Daniel Kane
    • Wayne Heckler
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    • Joe Kane
    • Wayne Heckler
    • Jacqueline Real
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    8.7/10
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    • Director
      • Joe Kane
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      • Joe Kane
      • Daniel Kane
      • Wayne Heckler
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      • Joe Kane
      • Wayne Heckler
      • Jacqueline Real
    • 2User reviews
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    • Seymour
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    • Corina
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    • Lark
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    Marshall R. Teague
    • Chester
    Brimstone
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    • Director Hagar
    Kimberly Adragna
    Kimberly Adragna
    • Agent Lisa Hamill
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    10poodles-griffinu

    A Cinematic Masterpiece

    Where do I even begin with Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire? This movie is an absolute, genre-defying masterpiece that effortlessly blends the unthinkable-gut-busting comedy and spine-chilling horror-into a rollercoaster of pure cinematic joy. If you think you've seen it all, think again. This film doesn't just break the mold, it smashes it into a million pieces and then dances on the shattered shards while laughing maniacally.

    Right from the opening scene, Seymour the Unfortunate Vampire hooks you with an ensemble cast of comedic geniuses who somehow manage to make you laugh and scream at the exact same time. Each actor brings a unique, brilliant energy to their roles, delivering punchlines with impeccable timing while still maintaining the perfect balance of fear.
    10forthelamas

    Absolute marvel of cinema

    This film really pushes the boundaries of technology and acting. Some scenes really look like they could be from a Tarantino flick! The plot is rich but easy to follow with how comprehensive the writing is. All of the characters are well thought out and relevant to the story. I had a few favorite moments such as when two vampire hunters have a fascinating discussion about bullet types. The world building in that dialogue alone was enough to knock my socks off! There's a few good scares too! In the flashlight scene I almost jumped out of my couch. Joe Kane has really proven himself as a writer and actor!

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      • August 31, 2024 (United States)
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