Reptilians

The maker of this so called documentary is the living proof of how people with the lowest IQ can still make something to watch. No matter how stupid the contents of the movie is. This so called documentary is compiled without any hard evidence, yet they're flapping their mouths so bravely. Don't they know that the world are cruel to idiots? Aren't they scared of being ridiculed for the rest of their miserable lives? Cause to be honest, I find this so called documentary much much much more stupid than the one about flat Earth. Can you imagine something more stupid than flat-Earth people? Well, you're looking at this so called documentary now. Don't fill your head with this garbage. Find something much much much better to kill your time. Even if it's free, don't watch it.

Every time I thought the takes were as crazy as it gets, they'd say "how could these eyewitnesses be lying?" The editing is atrocious, the animation is... interesting, to say the least. Bigfoot mentioned multiple times. There's narration over stock footage, but silence during the animation???

I was hopeful for an actual analysis of the psychology of people who believe in the reptilian conspiracy theory, and what leads people to believe in those things, but this was just a crash course in general reptilian, conspiracy theory.

Alrighty then, well I thought that this was actually a sci-fi movie of sorts, so imagine my surprise when it turned out to be a documentary.

Now, I've seen my fair share of dubious and questionable documentaries, but "Reptilians" from writer and director Silas James Rowland definitely is the icing on the cake. When and if you opt to sit down to watch "Reptilian", you have to ensure that you are wearing your tinfoil hat a few sizes too tight.

This was definitely the most laughable documentary I've seen in ages. Talk about a laughable concept conjured up to people with way too vivid imaginations and too much time on their hands. Seriously? A race of reptilian humanoids Hellbent to take over the world? I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the absurdity that people actually being this stuff.

The visual effects and CGI effects in "Reptilians" was not particularly great. It looked and felt like something taken out of a shoddy computer game.

It takes a certain type of crackpot to believe in the topic that "Reptilians" deals with. But they are out there, sadly so.

I would not recommend you to waste 76 minutes of your life to sit down and watching "Reptilians". It just simply isn't worth the time or effort. Some of us suffered through this and took on for the team. You're very welcome.

My rating of writer and director Silas James Rowland's 2024 documentary "Reptilians" lands on a one out of ten stars.

This "documentary" is more about how people can become radicalized with insane ideas so very easily. While there is so much cool information about cryptids and ufo lore around aliens. All that information was skipped over and instead turned into a fever dream about how the government is evil, and Elon musk will save us. If you like Trump you will love this because it's nonsense on a stick.

Also the director does an interview in his room that's so messy they just block out the background. Like you couldn't clean your room for your movie?

When you have paranoid, fear based thoughts it's best to just not listen to them!

Amazing use of stock footage, three interviewees (including the director himself) speculating wildly about reptilian people, garden of evil, baby eating, demons, giants, and more.

Besides the interviews with the director and the back of the head of the poor woman who has obviously adopted all the QAnon ravings, the rest of the film is a montage of stock footage and video game style special effects.

Overall a very sad revelation of how far rational thought has strayed. We watched it thinking it would be a bit tongue-in-cheek and have some fun with the reptilian conspiracy. From the description, we thought there might be some discussion about why people but in to crazy conspiracies. None of that. Just ravings and speculation. A train wreck.