Ursinho da Pesada

Oh wait maybe this one is the worst animated movie. I can't decide. Animation is horrible and Panda is dancing just randomly. There is one Rocky stlyle training montage that lasts over 3 minutes with some shots reprising. One amazing scene was when polar bear was laughing for one minute hahah.

As a fellow Chinese person I feel disgusted that the directors of this excuse of a cinematic experience actually thought they could get clout from this. The so called animation literally looks like that one clay stop motion I made for STEM in the 2nd grade.

And there is no way they thought that the "piano" could actually pass as pleasing music. It vaguely reminded me of back then when my sister was 6 months old and screamed for our birth giver as she released creamy feces in her diaper.

I would also like to have a talk with whoever reviewed this movie and decided, "Yup! This movie is the one!" because they clearly need to be fired from their job and put into a life sentence at jail. Not to mention how the panda looks like my ex from 5th grade.

If you are looking for money to waste and time to kill, then this movie is GREAT! Other than that, do NOT watch!!!

Why was this ever made? Oh yea, all it's for is to ripoff children by having parents buy this thinking it's a Kung Fu Panda DVD. But once they put the disc in and play the movie, they realized they messed up and bought a ripoff. Seriously, just why? The animation is atrocious, the characters are bad, the whole thing is a atrocity, and there is absolutely nothing good about this movie. Plus, this isn't the only mockbuster this company has made. They have made a ripoff of Ratatouille, Up, and others. Seriously, this company needs to get copyrighted by the companies who originally made the movies. This needs to stop NOW.

This movie is terrible, God-awful and should be used as a torture device for terrorists.

That being said, I highly recommend you watch it. The hilarity of viewing the mistakes and goof ups are all you need for an alarmingly awful time. The acting is abysmal, the graphics are horrendous, and this is the most nice I can be. Actually, (well to be fair), the plot is not that bad. But...... WHY ARE THE CHARACTERS BEARS?!?!?! I'll answer myself. They are bears because Video BridWANKda wanted to cash in.

SIMPLIFIED PLOT PanCOCKa is a bear who wants to be a dancer, but for some reason he works at the dojo that pretty much everyone worships. Some guy is always winning, and the boss wants him out. So he dresses up as a mysterious fighter because for some reason is not allowed to fight even though he owns the dump. But because Pancada sucks at his job, the suit is too small and it looks like him. Cue a 3 minute dance scene, (yes) a huge montage scene, and Pancada fights the guy and loses. The owner (who suspiciously looks like Ice Bears drunk deformed cousin) knew Pancada wouldn't win and tripled the bets on the other guy. The owner leaves, Pancada gets the places, and everyone still hates him.

THE VERDICT

This movie is honestly one of the worst movie I have ever seen, but left me dying of laughter in the process.

Yeah, this is the most detailed review I have ever done.

Actually, this isn't fun. It was spawned in purgatory and is probably the video from 'the ring'