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I have no idea what Netflix was thinking with Delicious. If you enjoy beautiful shots of Provence, great-you'll get some nice scenery. But if you actually care about storytelling, logic, or a satisfying ending? Good luck.

This movie is a mess. It tries so hard to be artsy and provocative, but all it does is serve up a pile of nonsense disguised as highbrow cinema. The so-called "twist" is laughable, the pacing is a disaster, and the entire plot feels like it was written by someone who just wanted to shock the audience for the sake of it.

And let's talk about that ending-who approved this? It's rushed, borderline absurd, and completely destroys any sense of payoff. Not to mention, the characters act like they've never heard of logic. Did no one question the script? Were they just hoping we'd be too distracted to notice?

Honestly, Delicious is a fitting title-if you have a taste for disappointment.

As "Delicious" (2025 release from Germany; 102 min) opens, we get to know a family from Frankfurt. The husband and wife and their 2 kids arrive in the south of France, After a nice dinner out and with the husband possibly drunk, on their way home their car hits a young woman... At this point we are 10 minutes into the movie.

Couple of comments: the premise of this movie is as familiar as it is appealing: well-to-do family takes in a wounded young woman and it's no long before we sense that not all is quite what it seems. The movie is plot-heavy so I won't go into further details. The movie reminds me of "Parasite" and "The White Lotus", except that "Delicious" provides a long (and at time great) leadup, only to badly misfire in its concluding half hour, leading to a massive letdown. Austrian actress Valerie Pachner ("The King's Man") plays the lead as Esther, the couple's wife, and does the best she can under the circumstances. I can't say that I was familiar with any of the other performers. The original score of this movie is courtesy of Oscar-winning composer Volker Bertelmann (a/k/a Hauschka), and is excellent and prominent in the movie.

"Delicious" premiered at last month's Berlin film festival, and it recently started streaming on Netflix. Netflix suggested it to me based on my viewing habits which includes lots of foreign films and TV series. If you are in the mood for a family drama out of Germany, I'd readily suggest you check this out, and draw your own conclusion.

'Delicious' as described, follows the life of a wealthy German family on a getaway trip who happens to cross paths with an injured, crazy lady - though they are not aware of this yet. 'Delicious' after viewing can be summed up as a wannabe artsy film with a dialogue written by artificial intelligence. This is one of those films where a deep message is attempting to be conveyed to the audience but at the expense of major plot holes and poor dialogue, the story suffers and becomes an incohesive mop. With abrupt cuts and scenes that add little to the story, the decisions made by these characters are questionable. Why is it that a stranger who becomes a maid is suddenly adored by everyone in this family, even over the people they have spent their entire lives with?

Bad decision after bad decision led to a predictable ending and an even moreso ridiculous story. Visually, the cinematography is absolutely stunning with great color grading and picturesque shots. The actors in the film were average but that means little when the dialogue was horrendous. Labeled as a thriller, the film becomes very horror-esque as it moves along, which was predicted what with the perfect nature displayed in the beginning. 'Delicious' attempted to produce art fueling "Eat the rich" propaganda, but it seemed to miss the mark and in itself became a pretentious film that will be remembered for being a waste of time.

Acting is OK but the story is so so bad. Throughout the movie I've counted grand total of 0 actions that made any sense. Family members turning against each other for lamest reasons, not a single person in the whole town realizing what's going on etc. It's like Salt Burn all over again...

The movie is thinking that it's some kind of a master piece when it's really a collection of unrelated and uncreative lines. It keeps on trying to wow you with some kind of revelation while you already know what's gonna happen beforehand. It's super predictable. I've guessed the whole movie except for maybe 1 plot.

I regret for watching this movie, there is no really a story behind, I don't know how they end with such movie , please don't waste ur time it's totally useless, I regret to watch it , nothing to talk about from the beginning with end , a little girl that leave that place , the son who eat the meat of his father and figure out his ring in his mouth, and we didn't even see the reaction of the boy about that , trying to manipulate the Family psychology but it is not , the father who write an article that was fake and what , not big deal with that to lose his mind and don't have motivation to continue in his work !!! 😞