Storage Wars : Adjugé, vendu

Rick and Cindy look like they fell out of the back door of a nickel beer saloon and heading to the alley for a little sumpin sumpin. (Nudge nudge wink wink) All mouth and 'expert' yet 9 times out of 10 they go home empty handed (and empty headed) crying sour grapes. Badly in need of haircuts and some teeth. Paul and Bogart: feel sorry for the kid as his obviously overacting father is rubbing off on him. Roy is comical and the only bright spot on the program. That auctioneer Don is as exciting as the night after at a Mexican restaurant. Ursula. Hmmm. Don't really know what to think but the producers obviously needed a beauty counterpoint to the travesty called Rick and Cindy. She is stylish but why is she rummaging around others cast-offs? AND WHY, WHY can they NEVER get outside the GTA (greater Toronto area) there is a LOT more to Canada than 1 city (and its suburbs) in Ontario. After all, we are the largest country in the world and one of the most diverse. The economy in TO is stagnant yet Alberta is booming as is the Northern territories with the diamond mines. If the producers were to do 9 more sad and sorry spinoffs to represent the rest of the provinces and territories, I would have 9 more reasons to stab myself in the eyes with a fork.

This show is a total turd. It's not just fake it's so fake it's unbelievable how fake it is. Bad acting, worst writing ever, not even interesting stuff going on. This show is just stupid, stupid, stupid.

I thought the original Storage Wars was an OK enough show. Obviously like most "reality shows" a lot of the action was staged and the characters on it were real people who weren't the best actors but at least they were interesting and funny on occasion.

Just lifting that formula that worked should have been easy enough you would think but Storage Wars Canada fails in every way. Worst of all are the stories they have and the writing. The rummaging cast are not given anything really interesting or funny to do or even just lines to say, and they are 100 times worse at acting than the original show's cast. They didn't find anything interesting or funny, the people finding it weren't interesting or funny, the experts they took their finds to weren't interesting or funny, the conflicts and stories they were given weren't interesting or funny.... were the writers asleep at the wheel the entire season? Seriously a middle school drama class could have come up with better stuff and funnier lines.

I'm surprised this show was even put on television it was so bad, but luckily the plug was pulled. Mercifully I would say.

This show is such a pale comparison to the original series that I dare say I feel like I am lying to myself and everyone else just by calling it a show. It's not a television show at all, it's just a great big fat lie.

The people on it are fake and obviously just giving lines and doing what they are told to do. Maybe they also do that on the "real" show but on this show the things they do are cheap and stupid anyway and these people aren't nearly good enough to "sell" what they are doing and seem real.

I can't believe how stupid and boring this show is or how much I dislike every single person on it. Well two I don't hate but I certainly don't like or identify with anybody, this show just stinks like crap.

Does anyone actually watch this "reality" show and actually believe it is at all real?