Storage Wars : Adjugé, vendu

This show is such a pale comparison to the original series that I dare say I feel like I am lying to myself and everyone else just by calling it a show. It's not a television show at all, it's just a great big fat lie.

The people on it are fake and obviously just giving lines and doing what they are told to do. Maybe they also do that on the "real" show but on this show the things they do are cheap and stupid anyway and these people aren't nearly good enough to "sell" what they are doing and seem real.

I can't believe how stupid and boring this show is or how much I dislike every single person on it. Well two I don't hate but I certainly don't like or identify with anybody, this show just stinks like crap.

Does anyone actually watch this "reality" show and actually believe it is at all real?

This show is a winning formula.... I loved the American version/original version when it came on.... but this version has a lot of problems where they don't seem to get what made the first version such a big hit. From what I can tell the audience and me included are very disappointed with this show and for similar reasons so here is my attempt to list those reasons and I hope the people who make and perform in this show will see it and take it to heart and change the show.

• the cast needs work, either getting better at performing and seeming real or just actually being real, or possibly they even need to be replaced.

• the writing is bad, not sure if it is writing or should be called that but they obviously have ideas of what they are doing, where they are going, who they are seeing and especially the ideas of what items are found/planted in the storage lockers they buy.... this part of the show should be a lot more interesting and fun and seem fresher/realer.

• location wise the show is very boring, they need more interesting and better locations to do the show at and need to change things up more, the American show does this a lot and it works very well.

The show isn't terrible it just doesn't hold a candle to the great original series it is based on, not sure if you can see my ratings but I give it a 4 out of 10.

I thought the original Storage Wars was an OK enough show. Obviously like most "reality shows" a lot of the action was staged and the characters on it were real people who weren't the best actors but at least they were interesting and funny on occasion.

Just lifting that formula that worked should have been easy enough you would think but Storage Wars Canada fails in every way. Worst of all are the stories they have and the writing. The rummaging cast are not given anything really interesting or funny to do or even just lines to say, and they are 100 times worse at acting than the original show's cast. They didn't find anything interesting or funny, the people finding it weren't interesting or funny, the experts they took their finds to weren't interesting or funny, the conflicts and stories they were given weren't interesting or funny.... were the writers asleep at the wheel the entire season? Seriously a middle school drama class could have come up with better stuff and funnier lines.

I'm surprised this show was even put on television it was so bad, but luckily the plug was pulled. Mercifully I would say.

Most of them are way more funny than this show is and they are all true! This show is very stupid and insults the intelligence of anyone who tries to watch it. I basically shook my head for the whole half hour all three times I tried to watch it.

This show is completely faked and so obvious about it that it is just sad. Why do they even bother pretending? It is like watching wrestling where they pretend it is actually real, only a stupid person would believe it for a second. Also the actors/people in it are phony and also terrible. If you are going to fake a reality show you might as well at least use GOOD actors. The writing is so pathetic it is unbelievable. I hate this show so much it is hard to believe it. I'm still angry thinking about the two hours total I wasted trying to give this turd a chance.

Whoever wrote the review titled "An insult to the intelligence of even the most handicapped." thank you you made my day, LOL so true and so funny.