Towards Zero

BAD: Too S-L-O-W. Pace is toxic. Wasting my life does NOT entertain me.

BAD : As my OH said flatly, as they left the living room after the final episode: "Not worth the wait." Yes, indeedy, at 3h this was far too long.

BAD : Multiple lingering camera shots. These are in place of nuanced facial expressions, that should have been caught on camera for just the right - and short - duration.

BAD : Beautiful panoramas of scenery do NOT make up for a poorly turned out drama.

GOOD: Sarah Phelps - and Kenneth Branagh - had NO involvement in this production. Be grateful for small mercies.

BAD : Endless modernisations that Christie would NEVER have put in her stories. From the 'F' word to . . . Shall I bother to go on?!

BAD : Ticking boxes aplenty.

GOOD: The last 20 minutes has an energy and pace that is absent in the rest of the drama. Which makes this the only time I felt that the magic of Christie's tale's was shown on the screen. A denouement worth watching.

BAD : The problem with training the camera on the cast's faces is that it is asking the actors to just hold an expression (elegant/beautiful/etc.), instead of allowing them to ACT a part. This is one of the reasons we can't see any ACTION on their serene faces. This happened with nearly all the cast, except Matthew Rhys who was clearly asked to look haggard. No beauty appeal there, no lack of expression, as his face was all about the mental pain he was enduring with his PTSD.

BAD : The costumes, hair, and makeup were perfect, and mesmeric in their stylishness. But sadly that plus point can only end as a negative, as someone in the production team seemed to think those could make up for a poor dramatic energy.

GOOD: It's great to see some unknown faces, rather than the pile of well-knowns that often hit us these days. Let's give NEW actors a start on the ladder. A few greats I like, but when I see the face and think of the actor rather than the character they are playing, I know that suspension of disbelief is just about to fail.

BAD : WHY do they keep casting the grand dames/gentlemen of American acting, & not of Britain, in the key roles? Recent Christie adaptations have seen them in their droves. From Glenn Close, to John Malkovich, to Angelica Huston. I mean, I know they're all great actors, but I feel it's somehow product placement. Can't they find anyone in 'Stage' magazine, to fit the bill?!

GOOD: Matthew Rhys is superb. I felt truly shaken when I saw his frazzled facial expressions. And the final scenes are his strongest point. Kudos to the actor.

BAD : Unnecessary, corny, meta references to other Christie novels - the 'Blue Train' and the 'Orient Express' - plus an in-joke titter by the characters, to clarify. (As if we didn't already know . . . !)

GOOD: The setting of the gather-in-the-drawing-room finale was changed to a grass tennis court. Very original. And a fitting location for the coda to this drama. (Unlike the closure to other Christie adaptations, it wasn't a daft setting. I mean: located on the train tracks next to a locomotive engine?! . . . would you believe Branagh?!)

BAD : Style-over-substance piffle. I felt I was watching an episode of a glossy US soap. So, instead, let's get the appropriate pacing back into our TV dramas!

GOOD: What a delight to see Burgh Island on screen again (for the 3rd time). One of Christie's own haunts, and of course used in the superb film of 'Evil Under the Sun'.

BAD : I can't say how many changes they made to Christie's work, as I've never had a chance to read the book. But as this is a modern production, I reckon on a fair few. I DO know that 'Supt Battle' has been removed. And the new detective serves to replace the actions of another key character in the book, who is cut, 'Angus MacWhirter'. These alterations strike me as unnecessary, and arrogant. Will they NEVER stop changing things? After all, as the mantra goes: If it ain't broke, don't mend it.

Extremely poorly scripted. Dialoges are actually a pain to listen to. An orgy of commonplaces. Acting is uneven at best.

I wouldn't mind if the story is a reinterpretation of Christie's original (not all of her works are equally great anyway) but this one is just a mess. Everything feels artificial. Emotional outbreaks

The only good thing about it is the occasional jazz songs. (Not enough though to balance out the many shortcomings.) Other than that only the costumes do even give a try to set the 1930's vibe. (Not a very strong one, but a try anyway.) Everything else is just painfully out-of-time and out-of-place.

The second instalment sees the situations at Gull's point escalate. After a danced through afternoon at the nearby pleasure hotel with multiple partner exchanges and another troublesome newcomer in the form of a former boyfriend, Lady Tressilian is most displeased with her house guests and threatens to change her will. The love triangle at the centre concludes in two people having intimate relations in the stairwell of the house in view of everyone else, a scene that I guess was supposed to be erotic, but ended up more awkward than enticing. Soon after we (finally) get our first murder. Inspector Leach, who has survived his suicide attempt and strikes up an unlikely friendship with Sylvia, investigates the death and soon finds that things might not be as easy as they seem at first glance.

It all continues to be very pretty and glamorous, but by now the changes from the book become glaringly obvious and not all are good ones. The addition of a couple characters are fine, but the original characters suffer a little. Audrey in particular appears little more than a pretty distraction here. It's unclear why Neville seems unable to stay away from her to the point that he betrays his wife right in front of her nose - or why Audrey seems to have her heart set on prying him away from Kay after insisting on the divorce. Both of their motives for this love triangle have been done away with, leaving the central relationships a little flat in result.

The good thing about this was it was just 3 episodes long and, being bbc who don't spend big bucks on the same old actors allowed me to watch the show rather than thinking "What have I seen them in before?" For me the story was too slow at times with a lot of filler (an hour is an hour on bbc unlike other channels that only need 45 minutes) but it was still engaging.

Waiting a long time for the first murder wasn't helpful but that was the whole point of the story we are told.

I was losing interest until Audrey and Neville became intimate on the stairwell in episode 2.

A strange ending it has to be said after twists, turns and double buffs.

I can see why this hasn't been given the same publicity as on social media that other re went dramas have received.

Watchable but you won't miss anything if you don't.

The ABC Murders was much better.

First the good news: wardrobe and locations are exquisite. The actors are very good, especially Anjelica Huston as the matriarch of a despicable family. Now for the bad stuff: why oh why add absolutely unnecessary characters into one of the finest plots Agatha Christie ever wrote. The dialogues are stilted and absolutely boring. The language, contrary to the setting, is much too modern and sometimes very crude. For the life of me, I don't understand the importance of a cunnilingus scene on the stairs. It just makes no sense. And last, but not least: it's way too long. The whole story could've been told in 90 minutes, it's much too thin for three hours.

Why do the writers always take a perfectly crafted plot from the queen of suspense and trample it to death?