Don't Kill It

I don't know what people were expecting from this movie, but it is a B movie and those are enjoyable at times. I found it funny and entertaining. If I wanted a 9 star movie, I wouldn't have watched it. I did. It was better than I expected and gave me some good laughs. Purpose fulfilled!

When I saw articles that Dolph Lundgren was to play the main lead in a horror I was sceptic. I mean, he's a mean killing machine and I don't see him in a horror or it must be as the bad guy and that isn't the fact. Of course Dolph isn't that young anymore so using his muscles wasn't going to be the case.

But with Klebe in it who I met at a convention I gave it a try. And once the flick was over I was happy that I saw it. I admit, some are right, the script isn't top notch and you have seen it all before but due the fact that there is enough action from the beginning until the end makes it worth seeing. But not only that, the effects used are really above mediocre so it's on the edge of gore.

The title says it all, just don't kill it and after the first 10 minutes you will know why. Just a no- brainer that I guess old school horror buffs will enjoy because the red stuff is there and an eighties thespian takes the lead.

Gore 2/5 Nudity 0,5/5 Effects 3/5 Script 2/5 Comedy 0/5

It been such a long time since i enjoy a good Dolph Lundgren movie that not staring him as a one man army but instead a sleazy demon hunter in this movie Don't Kill It.For a B-movie this is the best example you could get with a horrible script full of plot holes and corny dialogues,a ton of bloody gory action screen enough to satisfied any horror fan out there.Beside all that the rest of the cast also did a fantastic job when they introduce many interesting and wacky characters with the highlight is the on-screen charm of Dolph Lundgren and Kristina Klebe.The movie is not mean to be taken seriously so just go to see it with a open mind

Unnecessary and overwrought gore mixed with a thin plot make for a mildly amusing flick. If seeing the campy violence of a small caliber bullet turn someone's head into a canoe doesn't bring a smile to your face, you will not enjoy this movie. Come to Don't Kill It with low expectations and you probably won't be disappointed.

This is a B movie and on top of that a horror movie, so .. you get what you expect.When it comes to the splatter effect, I have to say it was the better part of the movie, but the acting... Some of the actors were good, some of them were not. I don't think I have seen a movie where the difference of the quality of the actors have been so huge.The worst actor is actually Dolph Lundgren. Actors are supposed to play someone else,Dolph is playing himself... And I can hear that he speak English with a lot of Swedish accent.. Either he trained harder to speak better English before in his movies, or I never realized how bad English he spoke before because he did not speak much in his previous movies. Dolph is more of a no-talk,action actor and I think he should stay in that genre. The movie is missing a bit in the plot,the most work has been made on the special effects. The best thing you get from the film is the effects,but if you do not like splatter movies and Dolph Lundgren - watch another movie.