Our Drawings

This movie is so so so bad. I kind of lose everytime I see the scene with the beat boxing puppy. They introduce it like: "We've been knowing how to draw." " B E A T B O X I N G P U P P Y" "Huh?" And the beatbox starts. It's not even a beatbox, as someone pointed out, it's just singing with music in the background. The animation makes me want to fill my lungs with fluids, the voice acting is lethargic, and the ice cream guy, or calobi himself, is clearly trying to be cool, but is just annoying. In the movie, people constantly call out bad guys for tracing, which is something calobi is imfamous for doing.

Don't watch it unless your drunk.

What is the plot of this movie you may ask? The answer is that there barely is one and it truly doesn't matter anyway. One hour of total nonsense, this film seems like a middle schoolers' D grade film project.

Viewership has quite likely been propelled my numerous negitive commentary videos by popular Youtubers. Those who love "hate watching" pressed play hoping for a perposperous treat, but the majority of it is so boring, the fun dwindles even before the half-way point.

The plot is inconsistant, the editing lazy and slowed to burn time in order to make the 60 minute mark. The sound is subpar. When watching, one who was raised to be kind to all, may struggle to find something positive to say. "A for effort"?

1 point for the Beatboxing Puppy song Which is both exactly as it sounds and more amazing than you can imagine. The song can be found independently on YouTube and has the same context inside the movie as outside.

After reviewing this film, I have concluded that my faith in humanity has conclusively disappeared. I am deeply wounded and I believe I need psychiatric counseling to help me circumvent this horrible experience before I do it myself. The movie has no plot line whatsoever, and is basically a jumbo mess of horrible acting. It claims to be a kids film, but I advocate that it is unsuitable for both children and adults respectively. This film is absolutely violent, and the gore is unbearable. Similarly, the repetitions make this movie a 10 hour loop, providing no satisfaction whatsoever to the audience. Frankly, in conclusion this movie should be classified as a war crime atop the Holocaust or the chemical weapons used by Japan during WWII. My colleague, a psychiatrist, who I showed this movie to even went as far as saying this is a danger to public mental and physical health. In his words, he said, "The government needs to block this movie. It is a danger to society and will induce depression and brain rotting content of its intended audience. It's a felony analogous to Ted Bundy." To conclude, this is a horrible movie and I do not suggest anybody watch this film.

This is... a film! Actually, I can barely call it a film

The script follows absolutely no basic plot, we get the same opening monologue about 3 times, and every single time we get it, it introduces the story differently, causing so much confusion and just making the film unbearable. The same shots are used over and over, and the director REALLY likes fading to black for whatever reason.

The voice acting is just absolutely terrible, when characters yell you can hear the microphones peaking, and the emotion just isn't there. Also the character Calobi is just the director's self-insert.

The film repeatedly tries to make some sort of commentary about AI art, tracing art, today's economy, world peace, among other things, but the topics are just dropped and never bought back up again.

I can see that the director wanted this film to have some sort of meaning to it, a deeper message, but everything about it just falls flat on it's face. But hey, if you're looking for a movie to watch while high, this is it.

Here is a list of movies better than this: 1. Food fight 2. The Emoji movie 3. Norm of the north 4. Ratatoing 5. A cars life: Sparky's Big Adventure 6. Hoodwinked 2 7. Chop Kick Panda 8. Life's a jungle: Africa's most wanted 9. Eight Crazy Nights 10. Bug Bites: An Ant's Life 11. Pinocchio: A True Story 12. The Little Panda Fighter 13. Titanic: The Legend Goes On 14. Marmaduke (the one from 2022) By now you've probably noticed that all these films are terrible but at least they don't start 10 times over in the first 4 minutes. I think you see the point I'm trying to make here. This was a very bad film.