A group of friends get trapped in a haunted abbey with no easy way of escaping.A group of friends get trapped in a haunted abbey with no easy way of escaping.A group of friends get trapped in a haunted abbey with no easy way of escaping.
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I don't know about ghosts, but I do know for a fact that film editors exist. Too bad this piece of trash didn't believe in an editor.
Seriously, this "film" is one of the most poorly constructed and badly filmed movie releases ever. A complete waste of time.
Seriously, this "film" is one of the most poorly constructed and badly filmed movie releases ever. A complete waste of time.
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Special effects are great opening credits where fantastic lovely looking actors acting was great a very well thought out film monks are creepy made me jump this film not allowed in UK yet so the other review about it being bad clearly not watched it OR Was A Pirate viewing this film has effects like harry potter loved how the monks disappeared have bought a copy and friends love it location in England country side and ruins of old historical building are great to see jack played a good part Claire was ace wow loved it costumes where good and I loved the fact that this film showed imagination and class for a low budget film. It's good would love to see what Jason brown could do with a large budget heard he's working on a film and will be the first to buy it called dark Vale great job see your new film soon Lucy
As I have already wasted 70 minutes on this hideously acted, badly spliced together trash, I can just say this:
I hate trashing indie efforts because usually they are a good alternative to formula, mass-produced crap from Hollywood...but in this case, all it leaves me with is that I feel a hell of a lot better about my own short films now.
My hand-held camera work and respect for proper plots and links now look like A-list productions compared to this. I cannot believe I actually found this "movie" on IMDb!
I hate trashing indie efforts because usually they are a good alternative to formula, mass-produced crap from Hollywood...but in this case, all it leaves me with is that I feel a hell of a lot better about my own short films now.
My hand-held camera work and respect for proper plots and links now look like A-list productions compared to this. I cannot believe I actually found this "movie" on IMDb!
If i could have given this "film" a zero i would have.
The person who wrote the first review along with the people who made this "film" are totally deluded!
at no point anywhere in the 70mins is this a "film" at no point in the 70mins is this "film" scary!
The childish over the top silly special effects, the bad acting and the bad camera work make this film a total train crash!
The reason its so short is because the "makers" probably couldn't think of any more rubbish to squeeze into it!!
Stick it in a box, bury it and never open it again EVER!
The person who wrote the first review along with the people who made this "film" are totally deluded!
at no point anywhere in the 70mins is this a "film" at no point in the 70mins is this "film" scary!
The childish over the top silly special effects, the bad acting and the bad camera work make this film a total train crash!
The reason its so short is because the "makers" probably couldn't think of any more rubbish to squeeze into it!!
Stick it in a box, bury it and never open it again EVER!
Oh, come on. This isn't a movie. It isn't even a short. The handful of people who threw this together by walking around a churchyard for a while with a video camera in tow weren't even trying. You often can't hear what the participants are muttering, and when you do it's so ear-punishingly redundant and awkward that it makes you grateful for the scenes in which the dialogue cannot be understood.
I've seen hundreds of independent horror projects, but this one scrapes the bottom of the grave. There isn't a single effective moment or legitimate idea here. Just a few friends loitering in the dark and trying to look scared while the guy running the camera attempts (often unsuccessfully)to keep them in focus.
They can't even hit the 70-minute mark without cutting in every bit of meaningless outdoor footage (trees, footpaths, etc.) they could muster up.
An appalling, indifferently slapped-together insult to your intelligence.
I've seen hundreds of independent horror projects, but this one scrapes the bottom of the grave. There isn't a single effective moment or legitimate idea here. Just a few friends loitering in the dark and trying to look scared while the guy running the camera attempts (often unsuccessfully)to keep them in focus.
They can't even hit the 70-minute mark without cutting in every bit of meaningless outdoor footage (trees, footpaths, etc.) they could muster up.
An appalling, indifferently slapped-together insult to your intelligence.
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- TriviaDirector, Jay Brown's most expensive feature so far, spending at least 1K on production.
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