Nintendo Quest

Look, I grew up in the 80s and I thought this would be a cool little flick that brings back a little nostalgia. Unfortunately, it's mostly 90 minutes of a rich soy boy whining and overall just giving the men a bad name. Grown men getting emotional over Nintendo games. Laughably pathetic. I think I could actually feel testosterone leaking out of my body while I watched this film. 3 stars simply because the NES was an awesome part of my childhood.

Seems like the whole thing was a kickstarter to get a mate of theirs a bunch of games cheaper than what they usually run for. The camera is there to simply shame people into giving them what they want. I don't know if there is a term for this? Docogrifting?

I did enjoy them meeting the other collectors and stores. In fact, I wish that is all the doco was about.

A bit disappointed when they started slamming the owners of stores. Jay ends up as a guy you just aren't hoping to succeed.

There is some fun information in here, but the concept ends up getting in the way strangely.

I've been in the scene collecting for years. Since 1987 to be exact.

Thing is, I never went out of my way to brag about it. I found most of the collectors to be full of themselves. Showing off walls of games for attention. That's it. Attention. It's all about attention, and ego.

This movie is all about that as well. It's just another a-typical game collector from the scene using this as a way to show off.

I left the scene after enough of the gratification seeking people became the focus. Most discussions weren't about gaming. It was all latest finds, garage sale scores, cheap deals, and bragging rights. There was no substance to the scene at all.

This film is no different than the bloated egos over at those forums.

I rated Nintendo Quest (2015) 5/10. A whiny man child (and someone who I'm sure I would find interminably annoying to be with any amount of time, let alone a massive road trip) buys video games for nostalgic reasons. This really didn't need to be a feature doc and I'm sure would have been fine as a YouTube show. Feels too much like a student film to be good.

"Nintendo Quest" had promise, but the execution is way off. The idea itself is cool: you've got 30 days to hunt down every last official NES title in existence (no online purchases). That means road trip, and already we're talking great movie, right? Game over, man.

It's not that this is a bad movie, but it suffers from reality TV production methods and it doesn't give us all of the relevant information. We never know the budget for this quest or how the majority of these games cost. And the negotiating scenes are painfully drawn out. Why spend screen time listening to an awful speakerphone or listening to someone read aloud text messages when this could be better conveyed through a graphic? When all else fails, let the director insert himself into the thing and scream plot information.

The odd thing of it is that it actually becomes a downer after awhile. Jay spends his time in one store after another, getting depressed over the price-gouging and cynicism that collecting can engender.

There's good to be had, but it's primarily in the opening; an examination of the console's enduring longevity and appeal. That sequence gets into the gamer in all of us. If only the rest of it weren't so morose.

4/10