Clinger

My quick rating - 5,2/10. Not really a horror but has horror elements. These are far overshadowed by the humor which was surprisingly good. That said, one character stole the spotlight with the laughs. Kudos to the scriptwriter that came up with her lines. To get what I mean, you will just have to see it. Very under the radar but going in blind, I was entertained for sure. If this were developed better, this could have been great. Not the first dead partner comes back to haunt the other that lives, but surely original in the death itself and the method of haunting. I am kinda laughing thinking about it. I can see going back and watching this again.

I watched Clinger via Amazon Prime and thought it was entertaining. It did look fairly low budget, but I feel like that was part of the charm of it and it helped forgive the less than stellar performances.. this isn't to knock it, I feel like a lot of my favorite movies out there are a little rough around the edges (ala: Clerks)

I do feel like the script was pretty good and I really enjoyed the protagonist, Fern-- definitely far from a prop and that in itself deserves a big thumbs up. I'd recommend watching it, it's best for young teenagers-- it's a high school story with bad words, perfect for 13/14 year olds. If you're looking for something spooky and high brow- this isn't the movie for you. It's campy and held together with gaff tape and pizza-- and they don't try to hide it; which is why this movie stands out among other indie horrors who try the Hollywood version of (name Hollywood horror movie).

Usually when I hand out such low ratings it means the film annoyed me in some way, but this is simply too formulaic, predictable and mostly uninteresting. The gags are not all trash, there's a solid idea here and there, but most of them are primitive. The film is kind of inoffensive in its low-budget naivety, but it's just doesn't maintain interest.

The male lead is the film's only major travesty: this kid stems from a wealthy pizza-chain clan, so yes, another example of how privileged and elitist the movie world is, and not just in the States. Because who the hell would cast this guy if he didn't have cash and connections? He's got less charisma than a chair or even Daniel Radcliffe - another elitist. He looks like a cross between Bruce Springsteen and Jay Berger. Just imagine if a Springsteen cloning experiment went wrong and Bruce jr turned out with an even more twisted lower jaw. If I tell you that Ben Stiller is more of a stud - and taller - than this nerd, would you laugh or accuse me of exaggeration? Bloody hell, at first I thought he was 14! Turns out he was in his 20s here. That poor girl, having had to kiss this guy, over and over! Just for that I'd shower her with awards.

Speaking of which, why the stupid name? Fern. What kind of a damn stupid name is that? That name did annoy me, come to think of it, as did that damn awful love-song the pizza kid kept singing.

Saw this at Nevermore Film Festival in Durham, NC last weekend. I thought it was one of the highlights of the festival.

It's difficult to set the right tone for a comic horror film, but this one hits the mark. Of course, it helped to see it on the big screen in a sold-out theater.

I have to applaud the writer - clever dialog and jokes along with the scares. And the actors were all great - with close to a star-making performance from Jennifer Laporte as Fern. Vincent Martella as her first boyfriend Robert was also good - somehow walking the fine line between youthful earnestness and creepy obsession. There was appropriate time spent to make their relationship awkward and touching, like real teenagers.

The writer was generous enough to provide even the supporting cast with great lines and character arcs. For instance, Fern's sister could have been a thankless role - providing easy jokes as a stereotypical airhead. But she has her own interesting subplot. And the track coach was an inspired creation - flawed, but strong and wonderful.

I also liked the flashbacks, animated to resemble a child's crayon drawings. And the plot continued to build to a satisfying conclusion -- another trick that's not so easy to pull off. Very impressive.

I wish I had a social media following solely to put this movie out there for more to see. This is one of those flicks that really surprises you as to the caliber of it all. The jokes are clever and well timed, the acting is soild, the story is original, and it keeps you engaged throughout every minute. I would like to thank this film for giving my friends and I some new inside jokes, with a side hug.