Killer Whales

One of the funniest shows I've seen in years. Laughed out loud multiple times and the editing elevates everything to another level. I love how most Whales don't seem to respect each other at all and keep putting each other down and fighting out of nowhere even when the stakes seem so low.

I think the show would be even better if the Whales actually invested money in the pitches. I feel this would increase the stakes and make it more enjoyable to watch but that might lessen the funny random sink/swim votes that keep happening. I'm very interested to see how the chemistry between the whales develops as the show continues. I can't wait to see more episodes.

"Killer Whales", the crypto and NFT-focused TV show produced by HELLO Labs, takes viewers on a thrilling voyage through the uncharted waters of the Web3 world. In each episode, Web3 entrepreneurs present their groundbreaking projects to a panel of industry experts-the "Whales." These influential figures, including venture capitalists and Grammy-nominated music producers, provide invaluable mentorship and guidance. From blockchain security solutions to decentralized art platforms, the stakes are high. The tension is palpable as entrepreneurs from around the world compete for the Whales' favor. Whether you're a seasoned crypto enthusiast or a curious newbie, "Killer Whales" is a must-watch. So grab your virtual snorkel and dive into this movement that combines education, entertainment, and fierce competition! 🌊🚀 Stream it now on HELLO TV! 📺 (Disclaimer: No actual whales were harmed during the making of this show.) 😄

Great comedy, though. Every good review is a crypto bro trying to suck you into their degenerate lifestyle. Going to fill the rest of this with a chat gpt poem about Taco Bell.

In realms where flavors dance with fiery zest, There lies a realm of fast food's grand acclaim, Where Taco Bell, with its eternal quest, Crafts culinary dreams within its name.

Oft have I stood before its beckoning sign, A symphony of crunch and seasoned meat, Where salsa sings and cheese and beans align, In every bite, a savory retreat.

The crunch of shell, the tang of salsa's kiss, Each taste a journey to a distant land, Where every craving finds its perfect bliss, And hunger yields to Taco Bell's command.

So here's to Taco Bell, forever bold, In every bite, a story to be told.

Crypto is here to stay, but this show actually reinforces all the bad stereotypes of crypto.

The judges are so bad, it's beyond belief. Some random "influencers" who never built a proper business in their life are supposedly qualified to judge startups. Their "insights" are meaningless, their line of questioning is non-existent and their experience as superficial as it gets.

The projects aren't much better. The majority of them has zero need for a token, or web3 at all. A can of water? Sure, let's invent a tenuous web3 and wrap it in a lot of word soup. Most portray no understanding of token utility, or tokenomics - let alone and proper business acumen, understanding of market sizes of basic business commercials.

The production isn't anything to write home about either. The producer had some experience with music videos, but clearly has no understanding of how to make a compelling TV Show. There is zero story telling, no story arc, no suspense. There is no reward - some random "mentoring" from the judges, that's about it.

The only thing that keeps you watching at times is that it's so bad, you wonder what's next. Are you drunk and bored - go watch it for satirical entertainment. Are you sane - for the love of god, watch something else.

This show is honestly total slop but I had to give it at least a 5/10 since I genuinely enjoyed watching it. The judges have absolutely zero respect for each other and the female judge constantly says the most obtuse things. Almost all the presenters are genuine idiots. Overall, the pure stupidity of the show makes it laugh out loud funny at certain points. Was this intended? Probably not. But it does turn what should be a truly terrible spectacle into something genuinely entertaining. That being said, Shark Tank is far better and, if you just wanna watch slop, I think there are other dumb slop shows that are more entertaining (Ex. Married at First Sight, Love is Blind, Americas Next Top Model, etc.).