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Something about "lifting a finger" to help YAGOO's dreams...?

"That was a bad idea." - Amelia Watson, Professional Detective and Time-Traveler.

Felt kawaii might harvest your soul later idk tho.

Sticky situation humu humu.

Another fine addition to your reaction pic folders.

What the kikkerikiii did you just say about me, you little big-tailed shark? - Takanashi Kiara (paraphrased).

''It should have been uuuuuus'' - T. saplings in chat.

Sweat-soaked hands, unsteady exercise stances - over time, exhaustion takes hold.

Much malding over mere meadows.

Rainbow Dashes everywhere. In the sink, on the carpet.

Rat go achoo achoo, yes yes. TSKR TSKR.

Local Nephilim subjects unknowing rodent to sudden and vicious physical treatment, as fellow genmates look on concernedly - (circa 2023, colorized, animated)

Dread it, run from it, the "Moe Moe Kyun~" request super arrives all the same.

"Here's a peculiar uhh - Nanashi Mumei" "Who is she?" "You know, owlish looking idol, mumbles a lot" "Oh, yeah" "Yeah we can't actually find a record of her being in the history books here. I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is there are ancient legends of her, but they keep disappearing and no one ever tells the next civilization about it; she still appears in the next one. So we just went ahead and put up a warning" "Great. So, uh, are we safe now?" "Well, just a second there, hooman. We, uh, we put the warning up. So everyone is aware. After that we just put her on the office speaker and listen to her karaoke streams. It'll work itself out naturally"

If you're having Death Sensei problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but (eventually) meeting a cute anime girl ain't one.

Clean my room? No CAN do.

A sword is only the second scariest thing to see hanging by a thread above you.

Local Nephilim attempts to brighten everyone's Christmas under the misguidance of Austrian Phoenix.

As easy as Eins Zwei Fünf.

No Humpty but plenty of DUMPTY in this fall.

It's clear to see that this mystery, was solved immediately.. tokei wo nusumi...!?

You other chumbuds can't deny.

Cat Fauna is kawaii. (Translator's note: kawaii means cute)

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OSHA? You mean Only Some Hardhats Allowed?

"When you're done with the shopping carts, you return them or you (dagger emoji) (dagger emoji)" - Nanashi Mumei (paraphrased).

Foreigners like to superchat and request phrases like these.

We don't know who will be next. We don't know what else the fans will request. If you're looking for plotlines that make sense, I can tell you we don't have those, but what we do have are a very particular set of animation skills. Skills we have acquired over a very long career of holo no graffiti and holoEN3DRepeat episodes. Skills that make us a nightmare for fans tuning in every Sunday at 6PM JST, and every other Saturday at 12 Noon JST. If you watch this episode now, that will be the end of it. We will go back to our regular videos, we will not hurt you with more cringe. But if you don't, we will look for the next Moe Moe Kyun, we will find it, and we will turn it into another 3D repeat episode.

"Hmm? Whats that?" "Thats a recorder, uhh my previous instrument." "So you haven't always played the kazoo?" "No uhh... I'm newly... kazoo-rious. When chat told me to hum into it, I knew I would never find another instrument that would make me as happy and ahh... that's when I boarded the kazoo train."

That wasn't anything to be embarrassed about...i.m.o.

AME. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO ENJOY AME STREAMS SINCE I BEGAN TO WATCH VTUBERS. THERE ARE 2020.9.13 MILLION BOXES OF PRINTED ACRYLIC STANDS IN WAFER THIN PLASTIC WRAPPERS THAT FILL MY HOUSE. IF THE WORD AME WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ACRYLIC IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE ADORATION I FEEL FOR THIS GREMLIN AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. AME. AMEEEEEE.

Kono Neko Wa Grand Sponsor No Cover Day Oh Christmas.

It started out with a pop-tart, how did it end up like this? It was only an indirect kiss, it was only an indirect kiss.

One Kirin to rule them all, One Keeper to find them, One Stream to bring them all, and in the forest bind them. In the Land of the Green where the Saplings lie.

These stinky things need their sleep, too. Paltry as these naps are.

Parental Advisory: Explicit Content The following video contains material that may be disturbing to some audiences. A close encounter with one of the oldest creatures to exist on earth is documented. Commonly found in households and unexpected places, general reactions upon encountering one range from shock, discomfort and mild disgust, to full-on panic attacks and "flight-or-fight" responses. If you find one scurrying around in the wild do NOT approach - prolonged exposure may result in severe symptoms, including but not limited to: nausea, headaches, feelings of impending doom, and general horror. P.S. Oh and apparently there's also a cockroach too somewhere in the video, we think.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh (to spicy chips), it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of Rock. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed. Your kind cling to your boomer jokes, as though they will not become cringe and fail you. But I am already saved. For the Brainrot is immortal.

I saw Nerissa at a local KFP store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be annoying and bother her and ask her to do "ara-aras" or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "Ope? Ope? Ope?" and unbuttoning her shirt in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my meal order, and I heard her starting to sniffle like a wet cat as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen hamburgers in her hands without paying. The orange-haired girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Entschuldigen Sie, Ma'am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the hamburgers and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to remove the top bun from each individually "to prevent any culinary infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each burger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by complaining about "how you cant get any Culvers here" really loudly.

"What's past is past. We cannot redo it, nor go back to it. We have escaped from those days and still continue to live. All we can do is look forward...to today. Bau bau."

Thank you Fauna for all the fun episodes and memories. And to the fans and Saplings, thank you too. We hope you enjoyed the Fauna episodes.

Gonna take my tongue, gonna roll it. Gonna press along the roof of my mouth~

Oh my God, Mr. Squeaks, look at this rock, it is so small, ugh. She looks like one of those Pebbles' oshis, Who understands those Pebbles? Ugh, they only watch her streams. Because she looks like a total phosphophyllite, okay? I mean, her head, it's just so smooth. Ugh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there. I mean, ugh, gross, look, ugh, she's just so, Shiny.

A shining light, to our Ruffians in arms. Even in (the presence of) Death. We are Diamond Dogs. Bau Bau.

"What do you want?" "To see what your mic settings look like."

I am the Rock that is falling. Tumbling. No slippers on my feet.

Thank you Gura for all the fun episodes and memories. And to the fans and Chumbuds, thank you. We hope you had a fun Time too.

It never gets easier... Thank you Mumei for all the fun episodes and memories. And to the fans and hoomans, thank you too. Good luck to you, our caring, murderous, definitely-not-horse-girl owl. "When all you got to keep is strong. Moom along moom along. Like I know you do."

"Shiori yapping Shelves of books, pics of blonde male All calm in Inkwell." - random Novelite, observing daily life