Mob Handed

When I realized that there was an actor in this vigilante movie named Charles Bronson, I laughed. Charles Bronson, king of the seventies and eighties vigilante movies from the USA. Remember DEATH WISH long series..No user seems to have noted it. This very feature is so bad, so cheap but son fresh to watch in the same time. I was not bored only a second in this UK crime movie. And I begin to get used to UK crap. The British, crap, grade B - I would say - Z industry seemed to begin in the late nineties, although I discovered it only a couple of years ago through UK Amazon DVDs. But I sometimes found some good gems such as GUVNORS or TOP DOG. I still have batches to see. I will keep you informed, of course. See you soon.

Where do I start with this.....I'm going to call this a program instead of a movie because in my eyes it doesn't deserve to be called a movie.

Basically if you want to watch something with out of work actors that have fallen on the hardest of times and would act in anything for £50 then this is for you. I am a gluten for punishment myself as I still don't know how I managed to sit and watch the whole 1hr 36 mins of this.

What I do know is that I will never be able to get that time back.

There really is better acting in a hard-core porn movie than there is in this.

Anyway all I can say is that if you watch this and enjoy this. You are a better person than me.

Enjoy 😂

This is by far the worst movie I have seen in a long time, a tale of a hideous pedofile ring, headed up by some very powerful people.

That's the story but the delivery is something else, a lead who clearly cannot act, a supporting actor who has elements of skil. But then you have the biggest collection of rejections I have ever seen, big names bought down to the very bottom of the ladder due to lack of work. Cathy Tyson from Mona Lisa bought to a quivering shell. That woman of Three Up Two Down who now seems like she's either detoxing from something or has severe Parkinson's and that guy Campling who will turn up in anything as long as he's give 50p to show up.

I'm sorry for the venom, but this is a spectacle of awfulness not bought one single positive spec. Photography is awful, story awful, performances awful.then there is the song, oh please England stop making films like this.

Even Ed Wood would disown this. Terrible dialogue, plot. Amateurish would be too respectable for this.

Was it made as a joke?

With so many actors who actually have acted in quality productions one would think they would have spotted the terrible script, plot and editing and advised accordingly or were they so hard up that they would take any job? That could be the case but its a pity.

Unnecessary awful violence aplenty here, unrealistic depictions of news reporting. Dave Courtney makes a strange appearance driving a tank of all things to crush someone in a car.

Never seen such rubbish and Ive seen some turkeys.

Actually... don't.

Oscar winning performances from absolutely ....Nobody.

Never in my existence have I sat through a bigger pile of utter s***e. I'm actually embarrassed for everyone involved in this complete abortion of a production. In fact, my dogs 'produce' better actors in a pile during their daily walks. To summarise, if you want to see the opposite of acting, mind numbing plots and storyline. Abysmal script and 'actors' who constantly glance at the camera, look no further.

If you want to laugh until you're sick this is the film for you. If you want, just to be sick, this is also the film for you. The expression 'horsesh**' never existed until this thing was made. Then... there it was.