Cute Little Buggers

This was a tough one to sit through; not because it's an effective and uncomfortable to experience horror, but simply because it's just really, really bad. There isn't much to recommend about this tonally uneven movie from Tony Jopia. It's gross in the worst possible way, there's absolutely no artistic flair on display and the performances are...well, people turned up, stood in front of the camera and said lines of dialogue. In the plus column, I did feel an effort had been made to cram as many events into the running time as possible, even if most of it was garbage. However, it only makes sense that so much is going on because there are several writers credited with work on the screenplay (several scripts meshed into a single feature, perhaps?) but unfortunately, every single one of those writers should be embarrassed. This is the kind of movie you sit through and by the time the credits roll you just disappointedly sigh the words, "Oh dear!".

After watching and really liking Dawning of the Dead I searched for another Tony Jopia movie. Well thankfully I Came across another delightful romp through the English countryside. Once again Tony Jopia directs his way into our horror hearts and does not disappoint with Cute Little Buggers. Aliens make a stop on earth with intentions of impregnating earth women to help repopulate there dying bread. They mutate bunnies into violent hideous monsters to help kidnap the women and kill the men. There are so many likable characters that you even cheer for the not so likable next ones. This is a fun movie that delights horror fans of new and old. It pays a lot of homage to classic wild animals go crazy movies of the 70's and 80's. It even has Original scream queen Caroline Munro In it. There are scenes of extreme gore. Killer mutated cute bunnies. And let's admit why guys watch these type of movies, cute girls running and hanging around naked. Tony Jopia has a great crew and cast which he re-unites with his movies. Everyone of his regular actors most noteworthy Kristofer Dayne, Honey Holmes, Fabien Muller and Sara Dee hits there marks and provide very entertaining movies. This is a town that everyone would like to be part of and when the bunnies hit the fan there ready to defend there town and rescue there women. While the movie does not take it self seriously, doesn't mean it's a silly movie. A lot was put into making this movie. Entertaining dialogue, a great cast. Pretty cool bunny effects and awesome splatter. A fun enjoyable movie that should not be missed. Cute little buggers are vicious blood thirsty mutants that are hopping down the bunny trail looking to kill boys and girls!

Cute Little Buggers, 2017.

Directed by Tony Jopia.

Starring Caroline Munro, Honey Holmes, Gary Martin, and Dani Thompson.

If you're in the mood for a hilarious, cheesy romp through the English countryside with some ass kicking characters, immoderate CGI and hysterical one-liners, look no further than Cute Little Buggers.

The good thing about this B-movie is it had a little horror and gore, an actual story and a few topless moments for the younger viewers I guess. The bad, the cgi could have been better. Overall, It was not obsessed with having topless women running around thankfully. It had a story which in parts was quite funny and the acting was very good for this type of movie, the photography was good too and very professional. I have seen so much rubbish lately that this was a relief to watch and unlike most movies nowdays it actually got me to laugh out loud, so no matter what other people might have issues with, for me this was definitely an 8 and I look forward to seeing what other movies they have made.

I had been waiting for this movie for a long time, it had been in limbo for a while, but the things I read about it (I stopped watching trailers a few years ago, they spoil too much nowadays, and I also avoid movie stills most of the time for the same reason) made me think it would at least be mildly entertaining. Boy was I wrong. The first thing you'll notice are the special effects. The CGI is some of the worst I've ever seen, and I'm talking MS Paint quality level here. The aliens's masks are pathetic (and worse yet are their -I'm guessing CG- tongs). There are hardly any practical effects and they are are quite bad. The dubbing is awful and the acting isn't all that great either. The humor is quite ineffective, pretty much all of the jokes fall flat, at most you'll smirk or chuckle slightly once or twice. The actors's accents didn't do it any favors either. Pretty much the movie's only redeeming feature are a couple of moderately decent breasts. Definitely NOT recommended.

PS: in case you care, there are two scenes after the credits start rolling.