I love this programme and a GREAT FAN.. HOWEVER.. WHY WHY WHY DO PEOPLE KNOCK MARKS OFF FOR HAVING A FLY IN THERE ROOM ?? Plus WHY DO THEY VISIT VERY OLD VICTORIAN BUILDINGS WITH BEAMS ECT .. AND PLUS NEW BUILDS ECT .. AND COMPLAIN ABOUT ONE COBWEB LOL . ITS RIDICULOUS ... THAT SPIDER PROBABLY NEVER SPUN THAT WEB EARLY IN MORNING BEFORE THE OTHERS CHECKED IN.. COME ON NOW. IV SEEN PEOPLE KNOCK OFF A TENNER FOR THAT . IN OUR OWN HOMES WHERE WE LIVE , WE SUFFER THAT. PLUS .. WHATS ALL THIS EGYPTIAN COTTON SHEETS ABOUT?? BEFORE U START,,, I AGREE TO HAVING THOSE IN HIGH END ESTABULENCE WHICH CHARGE OVER £100 A NIGHT.
OH DEAR THERES ONE HAIR ON MY PILLOW ECT .. DO PEOPLE KNOW THAT WOMEN WHO CLEAN THOSE ROOMS COULD DROP A HAIR EVEN THOUGH HAIR TIED BACK.. PLUS NOISE IF ROOM BY ROAD WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE U EAR PLUGS AND EYE SHADES. IV STAYED IN THE MOST POSH HOTELS IN MY LIFE AND COULD OF FILLED UP THE ' NEGATIVES". AND STAYED IN A LOVELY B&B IN SKEGGY , BLACKPOOL, ECT .. AND HAD THE BEST STAYS. IV ALSO BEEN TURNED AWAY FROM A £400 A NIGHT HOTEL BECAUSE OF MY COCKNEY ACCENT. (RUDE). MY MONEY IS AS GOOD AS ANYONE ELSE'S PLUS IV SEEN THE POSH TOTTYS BEING DAM RUDE AND TRYING TO GET A FREE MEAL OR STAY ECT.. THEY ARE NOT DAFT.. THEN YOU GET A LOVELY LADY WHO RUNS HER BB ON HER OWN WITH JUST A VERY GOOD FRIEND WHO HELPS HER, CHARGE JUST £50 PER NIGHT AND COOKS A FAB BREAKFAST AND LIKE MY LOVELY MUM USED TO DO .. MAKE THE GLORIOUS VICTORIA SPONGE AND SCONES WHICH ARE LEFT IN YOUR ROOM. HOW LOVELY.
I KNOW ITS A HARD GAME AND JOB TO DO . AS MY MOTHER DONE ON HER OWN. BUT PLZ PEOPLE DONT KNOCK PEEPS FOR A FLY AND A COB WEB UNLESS THERS LOADS WHICH IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. AS I HAVE SEEN SOME DIRTY PLACES. PLZ GO TO GT YARMOUTH .. AROUND THE BACK STREETS THERE BB S ARE FILTHY. AND THEY ALL RENT OUT TO DHSS. NOT GOOD. BUT B 4 I GET A GRILLING ,THERE ARE SOME LOVELY BB,S. BUT KNOCKING MONEY OFF BECAUSE A SAUSAGE WAS NOT MEATY ENOUGH ECT . WHEN THEY PAY £50 A NIGHT AND THATS INCLUDING 2 PEOPLE IN 2 SINGLES TOO. AND PEOPLE PLZ STOP MOANING ASBOUT GETTING A BREAKFAST HAMPER THE MORNJNG AFTER YOU HAVE STAYED INCLUDING JACUZZIS ECT , WHEN THE PEOPLE HAVE IMFORMED YOU BEFORE YOU ARRIVE. PLUS THEY OFFER YOU GREAT CAFES THAT DO GREAT BREAKFAST. SO IV NEVER EVER MANAGED TO WORK EM OUT. THEY ARE ALL TOLD BEFORE HAND . JUST LIKE GLAMPING, WHEN THEY ARE ASKED ABOUT THEM BEING NEXT , THEY TELL THE OTHERS , BRING YOUR WELLYS . MAKE SURE YOUR PHLNES ARE FULLY CHARGED ECT.. IF YOU CANT WORK THAT OUT , THEN DONT BE IN THE GAME.
FLYS. COBWEBS .. BUT FEW COBWEBS. A BIT OF DUST IN A DRAW OR MADNESS ,BEHIND THE BED, AND FINALLY TO PUT YOUR HANDS RIGHT DOWN THE BACK OF A SOFA .. MAKES ME .MAD. AND OH DEAR A SMALL SMUDGE ON A MIRROR OR SHOWER SCREEN.. THAT MEANS ITS BEEN CLEAN FFS.. ITS THE 5 STAR THAT MAKES ME LAUGH . THE SMALL INTAMITE BB,S DO BETTER FOR ME . AS 350 POOUNDS A NIGHT IS A WEEK IN SKEGGY IN A BB .BEAT THAT .. AND YOUR BY THE SEA IF UOU WISH. I MISS MY MUM. BUT PEOPLE STILL TALK ABOUT HER. WHEN FISHIBG SEASON STARTED WHERE SHE LIVED. HER PUB BY THE RIVER NENE WAS ALWAYS BOOKED BY THE YOURKSHIRE MEN ,WHO CAME TO FISH IN COMPETITIONS. SHE MADE THEM BREAKFAST PLUS A PACKED LUNCH WHILE FISHING . AND A GOOD HEARTY HOT MEAL AT NIGHT. AND SHE WAS BOOKED 2 YRS IN ADVANCE AND GAVE HER OWN ROOM UP ECT .. PLUS TRUSTED THEM COMPLETLEY AS CAMP BEDS PUT UP IN BAR AREA SO SHE NEVER LET THEM DOWN. PLUS GOD BLESS THEM ALLL BACK JN THE DAY, IF THEY HAD A DRINK THEY PUT MONEY IN A POT AND WROTE WHAT THEY HAD. IT WAS TRUST BACK IN THE LATE 80,S AND 90,S . BUT WONDERFUL TIMES.
4 IN A BED MUST STOP NIP PICKING. MY MUMS PUB WAS THAT OLD THAT THE BEAM WHICH IS STILL IN THE PUB IN MARCH CAMBS WAS SOLD TO THE INN KEEPER OF MY MUMS OLD PUB FOR ALE.. AND IT WAS ON ITS WAY TO ELY CATHEDERAL HUNDREDS OF YRS AGO. SPIDERS SPUN QUICK .. DUST CAN APPEAR IF WINDOWS ARE OPEN IN HOT BREEZY WEATHER. GOD HELP YOU POOR LOT AT THE COAST LOL. ANYWAY IV RANTED ON AND SAID TOO MUCH. I APPOLAGISE. BUT WILL ALWAYS KEEP ON WATCHING 4 IN A BED. PLZ TELL EM NOT TO TAKE MONEY OFF FOR ONLY ONE COBWEB AND A BLOODY FLY. OH AND A TOILET ROLL THAT HAD JUST BEEN STARTED. THATS A JOKE . GOD BLESS THOSE THAT HAD THE TIME TO READ THOS .. THANKS ANYWAY .. WHOOPS HEAR I GO AGAIN. AND DONT MOAN ABOUT DECOR AS YOUR JUST A VISITOR SND KNOW OTHER ROOMS ARE DIFFERENT, SO SLOW DOWN ON COLOUR COMMENTS. IF THE ROOM IS CLEAN AND SPACIOUS ECT .. THEN COLOUR DOES NOT MATTER.. SORRY. ON ABOUT A FARMER WHO MOANED ABOUT IT. HE WON THE COMP . WELL DONE. MR MY BREAKFAST IS THE BEST .. WHICH IT WAS BY THE WAY. BUT HIS PLACE WAS CHEAP AND THEY ALL BUT ONE OVER PAID HIM. SO I HOPE HE DROVE HOME FEELING BAD AS HE UNDERPAID SOME WONDERFUL PEOPLE OVER FRIED EGGS THAT LOOKED GREAT.
ENOUGH SAID. SHARON ..
