Step Dogs

So we can go on and on about how amazing this movie was. The acting is PERFECT, and so is the directing and writing and cinematropghy and casting-- just- perfect! But i do unfortunaklly have one problem... its that i wasnt in this movie! How come i couldnt be meatball?? I was the one that they told couldve been casted. And not to throw shade on anybidy but that lady said i would "definitley be getting the role" and that "theyll email me soon" but guerss what? 7 years later. And im STILL waiting for that email... or, at least, i WAS. I was scrolling through the list of americas greatest movies and saw this gem, i thought itd bve fun to watch. However, though it was a perfect movie, i relized that this was the very movie that THEY TOLD ME i would be cast for. Disguisting buisness practices and horrible filmmaskers and horrendous casting directors, but, overall good movie.

Ok, yes, the storyline of comedic bungling burglers thwarted by kids, pets, or themselves has been done a ton of times. This one was cute and lighthearted viewing for a late evening movie before bed. Kid friendly, too, which I didn't have to think about, but FYI for those who do.

The first negative that bugged me was that the animators didn't do more eye expressions for the dogs or ear changes. They did a great job on lip movement for talking and even did a bit of eyebrow movement, but the eyes always remained wide open with no expressions through the eyelids or ears.

The second negative was the actress who played "Crystal." She gave a very flat and wooden delivery of her lines and facial expressions. The kids were great with their roles and the other actors did a very good job, too.

I gave it 3 because of the dogs and the step sister who all played their parts well. The problem with this film is they aren't in it enough. The 2 bungling burglars ( where have we seen that before ) are totally unfunny even with slapstick. When the dogs made their entrance I thought this could be good comedy. I was hoping the film would centre around them, but no, the most unfunny human characters took over, it's a shame, could have been good.

This is so funny and will appeal to young and old the characters were well cast and the film well directed. But the true star's of this Home Alone with dog's are the canine's who make the film so watchable.

Take a silly, juvenile, utterly cliche script, add some really bad acting, Throw in poorly voiced dogs. Add the worst acted bad guys you could never even have imagined and you'll have a grip on this film. That being said, there is no foul language, no gratuitous sex, nudity or violence. Which is surprisingly refreshing. It is clearly a low budget film and the direction is amateurish at best. But it is family watchable and those kinds of movies are few. The kids will like the dogs.