G.N.A.R.

The Columbian Exchange. The Battle of Lexington and Concord. Lady Gaga's Meat Dress. Bridget Jones' Diary. You may be wondering why these four topics are grouped together. I'd reply to your wonder with a simple and brief explanation. There is no reason. None at all. These were the first four random things that came to my head.

I will however pivot to my next point. "I'm so much better than you." What can I say, I just am. Deal with it.

If you happen upon G. N. A. R, your life will be changed. Mine is. Prior to this movie, I wasn't a pro skier. But after this movie, I'm very clearly the best skier on the mountain. If you don't believe me, just ask. Well, you won't need to ask, I'll just tell you.

Anyways, Robb Gaffney nails this movie and pays tribute to the Gnar-father himself, Shane McConkey, in the most fun-loving way possible. Robb Gaffney, if you see this just know, I'm so much better than you.

I'm just the best on the mountain. Really it's no debate. Simply the best. You're a pro? Man that's so crazy, I'm literally so much sicker than you though.