2035: Sauver le futur

If a group of Junior High School students with no discernible artistic talent decided to create, produce and act in a movie using only a Handicam and a pirated copy of iMovie then this is the movie that they would make.

I would not say that this movie was awful because it would have to really strive for an upgrade in quality to rise to the ranks of awful. Full of rubber Halloween masks, Junior High drama club acting and a heavy handed score that I am absolutely certain had to be ripped off from elsewhere because finding any sort of talent in this movie would be an amazement.

I watched only 15 minutes and that was 14 minutes too many. This piece of crap is a tribute to incompetent people everywhere who have no clue whatsoever as to their true lack of talent. I wish the the writers, actors,directors and film crew well in their future careers in the fast food industry.

EDIT (5-17) I see that one of the actors involved in this train wreck has shown up, identified themselves as such and - unsurprisingly - given the film a 10 star review. 10 stars?? Seriously ???? ! Ugh :( She also mentions that the film was supposed to emulate the camera shooting style of the 1980's. FAIL! I was alive during the 1980's. I know the 1980's and this movie Ma'am has nothing to do with the 1980 - shooting style or otherwise.

I also forced myself to watch the entire movie. If anything it gets worse after 15 minutes - much worse. It's like an interactive horror movie where the real horror is you watching your screen in bored disbelief.

Edit Part Deux: I see that yet another person associated with the production of this unmitigated disaster has come online to call this a "loving homage to 80's films". This is as much a loving homage to 80's films as much as Hannibal Lechter was a loving homage to fava beans. The film has nothing to do with the 80's and is only a homage to horrid film-making everywhere. In that it excels. If you pirated this film be sure to send the makers of this stinker a bill for your bandwidth because they owe you - they owe you bigtime.

This is my 1076th rating and the worst of all.... So bad that I have to write about it my first review.

I am a big fan of : - time travel movies (all of them except this one), - B movies (such as Bad Taste), - Z movies (such as The Toxic Avenger or Rollergator) I can even find some stuff interesting in teen movies. BUT THAT ! No !

There is something insulting to provide such a bad piece of work. No taste, No vision, No style, No interest, No feeling, No fun, Nothing at all.

It looks like dady's kid got a camera for chrismass and use his student money to pay one or two friends pretending to act while occasionally film them naked. pathetic.

Even "Night Train to Mundo Fine" and "Independence Daysaster" were better.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ! (Yes Writing in all-uppercase characters is considered "SHOUTING" but can not be avoided in this case).

I was just wondering, why would anyone produce this film?

I think it must have been quite obvious, that after adding all the clips together the final product was extremely terrible.

We can congratulate people for trying to make something, and this must have been a fun experience for a group of friends who made it.

I would recommend this film only to relatives and friends of those who were taking part in this project, other than that I would urge anyone to avoid this by any means.

Verdict: Home made movie for family members and friends, that should have have never been available to larger audiences.

Good luck, and let it be a good practice, as there is a lot space for improvement.

Regards,

Aj

The reviews that are good on here are obviously from people involved with this hot mess. Hot as in they need to just burn the film and forget it ever happened. The dead giveaway that these reviews are fake is the guy who said if you pirated the movie and gave it a bad review there is a special hell for you. LOL that cracked me up. Right? Only someone who made the movie would ever say something that lame. This looks like such a cheap piece of trash movie. Seriously just watch the trailers on youtube and that will kill any desire you may have to watch this mess. I love time travel movies and usually I can let a whole lot of bad slide by, but not this one. It reeks of cheapness. The cars, the "costumes" which look like they told the extras to dress in summer attire from the 80's. The acting is terrible. I guess Chris Miller the former child actor turned director was going for an 80's vibe because this statement is true. "Critical reviews from horror websites Cinemaglob, Dread Central and Horror News praised the film's 80's VHS style homages and psychedelic tone" I think the word may be critical as in crappy.

Wow...this is a stinker. Forget the hideously bad odious storyline, for a moment, if one can. This is a schlockfest of an adolescent trying to figure out their sexuality. There is a transgender alien, an Oedipal part, a gang of beautiful women and the protagonist whose only way of saving the world is by sleeping with a goth girl. This is just horrible. Recommended for the confused adolescent. For anyone who is mature in any way shape or form, avoid like the plague. The only reason I gave this two stars is for the simple reason that it's defenders actually admitted that they took part in this travesty. Their courage to admit that and have no shame about it got them the second star.