A Halloween Puppy

This movie is terrible. The puppy pictures sucked us in. About 10 minutes in I realized we made a mistake, but by that time my kids were invested. Where to start...the college-aged son's giddiness over "Halloween movie night", the exposed microphones, they wear the same clothes every day, the "night" scenes filmed at day, the 1 dog in the movie is full grown, but they keep calling it a puppy. The budget must have not called for a tailor, because poor Molly had to cuff her jeans, and I don't mean in the trendy way. I lost count how many times Molly called someone "weird". The mom eats grass with the "puppy". Plus, my own weird feeling that any minute it was going to turn into an adult film. I'm highly disappointed in Cindy Brady. She must have owed the director a favor.

I thought this would be a good, funny kids movie for the family but it turned out to be the biggest bunch of crap I have ever seen.

Seriously, the writing, story, the acting, the filming and even the music are worse than porn levels of terrible.

It isn't even good-bad like Tremors 3, it is just poorly put together and executed. It is a case study in failed film making.

The only thing even remotely interesting is the weird sexual tension between the teens... and the dog and the mother. The long scene of the mother scratching her boyfriend that turned into a dog with the Sesame Street-like music in the background is just fetish material.

If you doubt this, go check it out on net-flix.

Its bad and not funny it went from day to night at a nighttime scene.

My kids have asked to watch this movie every millisecond of every day of every month of every year since October second, two thousand and twelve. They even dressed themselves and the dog as the characters for Halloween. EVERY NEIGHBOR GAVE THEM EXTRA CANDY for their costumes. It is a world wide phenomenon that even newborn babies will love. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for creating such an authentic, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Cinematic experience. I am forever in debt to the directors for this life changing experience. I owe you my life.

Lets get this straight... I married 8 times to 8 different men. When i showed them this movie and ALL of them disliked...i divorced immediately. I had never felt such resentment towards a man in my whole life. Thats when i realized No one will ever make me as happy as this movie has. This movie changed the trajectory of my life singlehandedly. I think this movie....though severely underrated... has the potential to shake the ground of cinema as we know it. The Godfather has nothing on this completely immersive experience of a film. A puppy....a halloween puppy...is ..dare i say...what we all need. In our lives. This movie will take over the world, globally.