Crazy Bitches

Do not believe any of the other reviews here that are all rated 10 star's or close. I am over a 40 minutes in and I'm not sure how much more I can watch. Not the lowest budget movie I've ever seen but the reviews saying that it is a laugh out riot from the beginning are complete bullshit. There hasn't been a single scene yet to even bring the smallest of grins to my face. Crazy Bitches is a total bore fest with pathetically bad acting. Do not waste your time watching this. I can only assume that the positive reviews here are written by people involved with the movie. I rated 3 star's although it should probably be much less. I've only given it 3 star's because I've actually seen movies far worse than this.

Okay, now I fully believe that most reviews are from idiots or people that need to promote the movie. Who are these people giving this movie 5 stars?? This movie has not substance, pure drivel. Right from the beginning you can sense the quality and it carries on through out the whole movie. Not sure who would find this movie enjoyable but unless you have time to waste feel free to watch. Okay now I need more words to describe this move when I think I have already said too much....... ..... ....... ......... .......... ......... ......... ...... ...... .......... ............. ......... ...... ........ ...... ........... ........ ....... ....... .......

It's not hard to see that the highly rated reviews posted here are plants from those involved with the movie.

A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review (granted, several reviewed another movie as well - though the identical other movie - wow... what a sheer coincidence!), the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers.

Don't believe them. This movie is pure dreck and the acting, directing, and script are beyond laughable. Stay away from this one with a ten-foot pole (or longer if you can find one!) You've been warned.

This film is so entertaining. From the moment it begins, you're so engrossed in the story of these characters. There are reasons to love them and reasons to find fault with them, but regardless of either, you can't keep your eyes off them. The setting is perfect for this group of former college pals to come together and enjoy each others company. Director Jane Clark makes it look so easy, moving from scene to scene, one moment with characters in lighthearted conversation, to the next with complicated dysfunction between long standing rivals. As the story progresses, you see each characters true nature revealed, and the audience is given a glimpse of what might happen next. Of course, add the horror of murder and deception in the mix and you have one exciting film. Sheer suspense, and edge of your seat fear are only the tip of the iceberg. Crazy Bitches is funny, sexy, scary, and a damn good time!

This movie was unwatchably bad. I make it a habit to watch all horror genre entries, from the awful to the brilliant, and this one, this, this was the worst.

I wonder what exactly constitutes "good acting" according to the positive reviews but when I think of "good acting" (e.g. Ellen Burstyn, Kevin Spacey, Sarah Snook) I imagine something that is exactly the opposite of the "performances" in this film. They might have been reading their lines off of cue cards, I dunno.

Whoever this "Jane Clark" is, I have no idea, never heard of her before this, but if you want to see a brilliant horror director for inspiration, check out Jennifer Kent. As a writer/director she could mop the floor with this one.