Crazy Bitches

I decided to watch this movie, based on the rave reviews it has garnered from the sites users, but made a grave mistake in only reading the one it presented automatically, which claimed that the movie is "funny, sexy and scary". The movie was none of these things and total waste of time, I felt robbed off an hour and a half afterwards. The acting, terrible. Lines, terrible. "Action", also terrible. I couldn't find a single redeemable thing about this piece of crap, even though I tried. I'm so ashamed of myself after seeing this film, that I wouldn't even dare to boast at my friends at it's crappyness, in an effort to contain it and limit the people that have been exposed to this piece of garbage. TL:DR: Don't do it!

Do not believe any of the other reviews here that are all rated 10 star's or close. I am over a 40 minutes in and I'm not sure how much more I can watch. Not the lowest budget movie I've ever seen but the reviews saying that it is a laugh out riot from the beginning are complete bullshit. There hasn't been a single scene yet to even bring the smallest of grins to my face. Crazy Bitches is a total bore fest with pathetically bad acting. Do not waste your time watching this. I can only assume that the positive reviews here are written by people involved with the movie. I rated 3 star's although it should probably be much less. I've only given it 3 star's because I've actually seen movies far worse than this.

Anyone who thinks this is the ordinary cabin in the woods scary movie will be only one percent correct. There were twists, turns, and I could not predict at any point in this movie by filmmaker Jane Clark, what would happen next. It is very unassuming at first, but if you choose to be presumptuous, you will be wrong, and then taken aback by this horror- comedy as well. I am a lover of all things horror for many years. I can honestly say I learned early on that Crazy Bitches was not of the ordinary. The story line was such that I was afraid for the characters that truly held their own. Cathy DeBuono is always a joy to watch as well Mary Jane Wells. Samantha Colburn, and John W. McLaughlin, what a character. I would guarantee to all my horror loving family and friends hands down.

This movie was unwatchably bad. I make it a habit to watch all horror genre entries, from the awful to the brilliant, and this one, this, this was the worst.

I wonder what exactly constitutes "good acting" according to the positive reviews but when I think of "good acting" (e.g. Ellen Burstyn, Kevin Spacey, Sarah Snook) I imagine something that is exactly the opposite of the "performances" in this film. They might have been reading their lines off of cue cards, I dunno.

Whoever this "Jane Clark" is, I have no idea, never heard of her before this, but if you want to see a brilliant horror director for inspiration, check out Jennifer Kent. As a writer/director she could mop the floor with this one.

It's not hard to see that the highly rated reviews posted here are plants from those involved with the movie.

A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review (granted, several reviewed another movie as well - though the identical other movie - wow... what a sheer coincidence!), the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers.

Don't believe them. This movie is pure dreck and the acting, directing, and script are beyond laughable. Stay away from this one with a ten-foot pole (or longer if you can find one!) You've been warned.