Roadside Massacre

It's amazing! 9 people, 9 comments, all positive, so, let's watch this, why not?!? Worst idea I had since I updated my facebook. So here are a couple of reasons why NOT to do what I did: 1) The camera work is terrible, pure amateur style, looks bad! 2) The dialogue: 15 years old kids in the making of it. OMG! The tough guy of the movie actually says: "What the fu*k is wrong with that person?" 3) The characters: the tough guy can't speak, the hot chick is an inflated botox blonde, two of them are simply bad and there is one, that is actually believable. 4) The music. I'm quite sure you guys ain't gonna believe this, but the sound is actually so loud at times, you simply can't hear what the actors are saying. You just stay there, watch the screen, and try to read lips! 5) The set! Wow! You can clearly tell when they shot in the same room, only that the second time it is disguised in whatever it has to be, with a flag, or anything like it. 6) The story: cliché, cliché, cliché and NO budget!

I could go on and on, I'm telling you, it's horrible when people involved in the making of the movie, come here, and comment, give a big grade and there you have it, others will watch their movie. I mean the actors, they look like the ones who wrote it, a bunch of friends, deciding to make a movie, cast each other, find a more isolate place with an abandoned shack and here's a "horror".

If anyone else watches this, please, I beg of you, comment on it, set things straight. Try to lower the grade, get more realist comments and warn people about Roadside Massacred. Roadside Massacre..God...what was I thinking?...

Cheers!

It could have been a decent B movie, but the decisions made by the lead female character are ignorant even by horror movie standards. Twice she actually runs AWAY from a running car that could have carried her to safety. Hard to watch.

I do have to say one thing whatever you do don't watch this movie and don't believe the 9 reviewers who have said that this film is amazing as they are more than likely involved in the making of the movie and they have all joined IMDb the same time an only have 1 review to show. Please please please do not watch this utter crap. As for the acting my pets are better at acting than these bunch of idiots. IMDb really do need to sort things out on this site as fake reviewers and people who are involved in the making of the movie should be banned from this site all together as they lead people to believe that this movie is actually good..... Do yourselves a favour guys and girls do not watch this movie go watch a Disney film which i am sure you will enjoy more....

"Roadside Massacre" or "Texas Roadside Massacre" which ever title you are, you are positively average in every way. I actually liked this movie. It was hooky and fun in all the right ways. Then again, I expected this to be kind of a crappy little horror movie, so I was surprised when I thought the acting was good and the cinematography was pretty on the mark. Starts off strong. Gets boring at time (i assume for time), but in the end I thought this was a pretty good effort. Can't say it really broke new grounds or was scary, but i've seen so many crap films in my life, this one doesn't really deserve to be beat up as badly. Then again, I never really watched this movie expecting a Hollywood masterpiece or a visionary new take on the genre. The girl not he cover was hot, horror movies are fun... and the crappier they are, sometimes the better. Get off your high horses, it wasn't that good, but it also wasn't that bad either.

The best word to describe this is simple, terrible. When I got it I knew full well it would be terrible but just wanted to watch it because i knew it would be laughably bad, was not wrong. Only thing that made it worse was the fact that it is actually meant to be a serious film. At least with Scary Movie 5 it's bad in a comedic sort of way. With this, when the killer strikes the stereotypical ditsy hot blonde screams in a high-pitch voice "oh my god!" over and over while the killer goes to work as if that will do anything and just stands there yelling instead of actually doing something productive. I have only seen the first 30 minutes of it at the time of writing this but just wanted to write this now instead of waiting till the end. This is my first ever film review on this website.