The Zombinator

Okay, it's time to rip this steamer to pieces... While I am a huge fan of the zombie genre, this unmitigated disaster made me want to seek damages. I will never get this time back! From the insane overacting, the plot that wasn't, and the titular character ( a black trench coat clad Blade clone) who appears for about 30 seconds in the entire film, this is 85 minutes of pure horrible.

I mean, you can't even make fun of it, it would be like slapping a blind kid.

So if you feel the need to cause yourself pain, just drive nails into your forehead. It would be less painful and far more entertaining for those around you than subjecting yourself to this pile of crap.

I'll admit this by far isnt the best zombie on the market, but it also isnt the worst. I own this movie and gotta say once you get pass the shaky camera and all the high school film project it's funny how stupid it is. I'm watching it again right now.

Terrible acting, shear stupidity. Worse than the Blair Witch. I puked because I ate Felato with this and the camera was ALL OVER, loud screaming. My next door neighbor looks scarier than these zombies and has better make up.

If your feces could make a film, it would be this. It takes half the movie to get to a zombie. If stupid could be defined by a movie, this is the movie that would define it. I think it is the worst movie I have ever seen in my lifetime.

It doesn't even make sense. Its like a bunch of really dumb teens smoked a lot of crack and decided to make a movie

Purchased this film on Filmflex after seeing a rating of 8.4. All I can say is that these scorings must have been written by the cast and crew. It is a dire film, disjointed, no decent storyline, non existent acting, crap cinematography......oh, the list is endless. I want my money back I want my time back. I want the hair that I pulled out watching it back Please, please, please save your time and watch paint dry somewhere! Complete and utter load of rubbish. Z list of the highest order. Why has this even been allowed on FilmFlex? It's utterly disgraceful to charge £4 for this! I would have preferred to throw the money into a lake than put a penny in the pockets of whoever commissioned this film.

I tried to watch this movie all the way through. I never made it all the way through for the lack of caring for ANY of the characters. No one in this movie is memorable as an actor, not even Patrick Kilpatrick. I fast forwarded through endless dialogue to see if anything ever happened, it did not. The storyline was an absolute mess. Boring, absolutely boring. There was no entertainment value in this movie at all. Usually I can find someone or something to take away for future reference. This movie left me wondering if I should ever take a chance on low budget indie flicks. You should do yourself a favor and make sure you do not rent this movie..ever.