Russell Greer feat. Gabriel Kitzman: Yo, Yovanna!

This song, if it can be called such, is a rather simple melody about some woman named Yovanna and how much the guy in question likes her. Nothing new here. Songs like this have been done a thousand times before but this Yovanna person actually exists. I never heard of her but she's a young woman of Domincian descent who models. And she also acts and sings.

Is she good? I guess. But we're not here to talk about her. We're here to talk about this puzzling song. The writer of it is man named Russell Greer who seemingly wanted to attract her attention. I would at least think that's the reason why he wrote it because it's just mindless pop without any kind of substance.

The melody is fine. Nothing new. Standard mindless pop that's also been done to death. Ir's the video that is confusing. It has nothing to do with the song.

Ms. Ventura, as stated, is a young woman of Domincan descent. This video shows a young woman of Slavic descent who gyrates, dances to and occasionally "acts" out the lines being sung. When the line, "you're hot like salsa" is sung she takes a bite of a taco. When the line says something like, "like Red Bull you give me wings" she takes a sip of Red Bull and mimes wings. Truly stunning choreography. But I'm guessing she wasn't hired for her dancing or acting and only her looks.

This video is a hot mess and while I would imagine Ms. Ventura saw the video or would up being directed to it I doubt she gave it much thought. As I said. It's not very good but obviously made by somebody who really really wants her to notice him.

Which would be great if he hasn't done the same thing for at least a half-dozen other female celebrities. Oh yes. Mr. Greer is a serial song flatterer.