Chikara: King of Trios 2009 - Night II

The match between the Submission Squad (Evan Gelistico and Pierre Abernathy) and the team of Davey Vega and Gary the Barn Owl (Gary Jay), intended as a showcase for the Lethal Wrestling Alliance (now known as St. Louis Anarchy) promotion, flopped and is widely considered to be the worst match in CHIKARA history. Despite the team of Pierre Abernathy and Evan Gelistico being named the Submission Squad, Gelistico won the match for his team by pinning Davey Vega with a pumphandle piledriver. The fans immediately chanted "Don't come back! Don't come back!" after the match ended. Gelistico tried confronting a heckler in the crowd, until the heckler flipped him off and Gelistico backed down.

UltraMantis Black, playing off of Matt Jackson's "Mr. Action Replay" nickname, makes a mangled reference to "Mr. Action Jackson" having appeared on "Sea Wolf" and "Starsky and Hutch" in the 1970s, even though no actual program titled "Sea Wolf" existed.

Featured in Chikara: Three-Fisted Tales (2009)