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1.7/10
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When valuable objects begin disappearing throughout Europe, it's up to a band of brilliant babies to travel overseas and catch the thieves before it's too late.When valuable objects begin disappearing throughout Europe, it's up to a band of brilliant babies to travel overseas and catch the thieves before it's too late.When valuable objects begin disappearing throughout Europe, it's up to a band of brilliant babies to travel overseas and catch the thieves before it's too late.
Harry Rob Bruner
- Bob Bobbins
- (as Rob Bruner)
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All The Baby Geniuses Movies Are Great Entertaining For All Your Kids & For Every Family Member. With The Great Actor Of The Champ Jon Voight & Various Talented Actors & Cudddly Talented Kids. Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels is so funny and entertaining,it will release your stress and will make you laugh numerous times. The babies at the Bobbins Daycare are actually a secret band of super-spies, imbued with ultra intelligence and the ability to understand their own secret language of baby-talk babble. In BABY GENIUSES AND THE MYSTERY OF THE CROWN JEWELS someone breaks into the Tower of London, and the babies are sent off on a grand European adventure to track down the thief.
I'm So Glad I Saw This Movie & Really Grateful For The Producers Of Baby Geniuses Movies. Although This Masterpiece Movie Has Been Underrated,it is really A Superb Movie!.
I'm So Glad I Saw This Movie & Really Grateful For The Producers Of Baby Geniuses Movies. Although This Masterpiece Movie Has Been Underrated,it is really A Superb Movie!.
i swear to god, i feel like i wanna go psycho and go on killing spree. if that day comes, i'm gonna hunt down and brutally kill every stupid motherf***er who worked on this huge sack of absolute DOGS**T!!! there's no way a human being should be allowed to make something this torturous and not be beaten to death by it.
like the title of this review says, "Baby Geniuses 3" makes "BlinkyTM" look like pure gold! and i HATE "BlinkyTM", i hate that thing SO MUCH! now, after watching this crap, all the sudden "BlinkyTM" looks good. i never thought i'd say that. "Baby Geniuses 3" managed to outdo the second movie and it tops "BlinkyTM". No movie ever topped it, but THIS. JUST. DID!!
oh heavenly God, this thing was a absolute torture! everything about this movie's just absolutely criminal:
the acting: terrible! the story: worse than the acting! special effects: worse than the effects in "Baby Geniuses 2" the characters: all of em are HORSES**T! the script: KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!
the only positive i can give away is that, compared to "BlinkyTM", in some really small way this thing had a plot. no matter how torturous it was, at least it had some tiny bits of a plot (in "BlinkyTM" there was no plot to be found). but there's no way it can save something this absolutely god awful and horrendous!
like the first and second movie THIS IS A F***ING CRIME AGAINST CINEMA AND HOME ENTERTAINMENT!! avoid it at all costs! in fact, don't EVER watch this god awful trilogy. it's gonna ruin you forever!
1/10
like the title of this review says, "Baby Geniuses 3" makes "BlinkyTM" look like pure gold! and i HATE "BlinkyTM", i hate that thing SO MUCH! now, after watching this crap, all the sudden "BlinkyTM" looks good. i never thought i'd say that. "Baby Geniuses 3" managed to outdo the second movie and it tops "BlinkyTM". No movie ever topped it, but THIS. JUST. DID!!
oh heavenly God, this thing was a absolute torture! everything about this movie's just absolutely criminal:
the acting: terrible! the story: worse than the acting! special effects: worse than the effects in "Baby Geniuses 2" the characters: all of em are HORSES**T! the script: KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!
the only positive i can give away is that, compared to "BlinkyTM", in some really small way this thing had a plot. no matter how torturous it was, at least it had some tiny bits of a plot (in "BlinkyTM" there was no plot to be found). but there's no way it can save something this absolutely god awful and horrendous!
like the first and second movie THIS IS A F***ING CRIME AGAINST CINEMA AND HOME ENTERTAINMENT!! avoid it at all costs! in fact, don't EVER watch this god awful trilogy. it's gonna ruin you forever!
1/10
What is there to be said about this disaster? Its Repetitive in the worst possible sense, its production values make Nukie look like The Man Who Fell to Earth, and some of the adult performances are laughably dispassionate. On one hand I recommend this just to see how low an Oscar winning actor can sink. Jon Voigt while giving a shockingly engaged performance is still the stuff of nightmares. Jaime Andrews I doubt you are on here as you don't probably want to remember this part of your career but your performance in this film is truly amazing in terms of the level of contempt your provide for everything happening around you. I don't often give 1s on IMDb but when I do its for things like Baby Geniuses 3. That being said Jaime Andrews and her hatred for the entire world around her gets a 7.
The only good part about this movie is that my 2 kids were in it. The sad part is too that we didn't even get paid for our kids being in the movie. What the He--. My son was the one with the bomb on his butt. My daughter was in the background wearing pink on the screens behind them in several scenes. Where's My money for my kids.
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
The only good part about this movie is that my 2 kids were in it. The sad part is too that we didn't even get paid for our kids being in the movie. What the He--. My son was the one with the bomb on his butt. My daughter was in the background wearing pink on the screens behind them in several scenes. Where's My money for my kids.
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
The only good part about this movie is that my 2 kids were in it. The sad part is too that we didn't even get paid for our kids being in the movie. What the He--. My son was the one with the bomb on his butt. My daughter was in the background wearing pink on the screens behind them in several scenes. Where's My money for my kids.
What else can I say about this movie the blonde in it looks like a porn star. Where do they find these People? Like I said before Where is my money for my kids?
10olalara
Baby Geniuses 3 is especially made for kids aged (3-12).It is not a perfect movie,but is worth watching.
Plot of Baby Geniuses And The Mystery Of The Crown Jewels: The Baby Squad is back and this time they're Europe-bound! When the Queen of England's crown jewels mysteriously go missing, there's only one toddler team for the job! Using their stealth abilities and a range of high-tech gadgets to uncover important clues, the height-challenged heroes soon realize they've found their thief when the same toddler, Big Baby, appears wherever they go! It's up to the Baby Squad to track down the crown jewels and return them to the Queen before Big Baby makes even more big trouble! Starring Jon Voight (NATIONAL TREASURE FRANCHISE, TRANSFORMERS) and Skyler Shaye (BABY GENIUSES FRANCHISE, BRATZ).
Buy It Or Rent It For Your Lovable Kids.
Plot of Baby Geniuses And The Mystery Of The Crown Jewels: The Baby Squad is back and this time they're Europe-bound! When the Queen of England's crown jewels mysteriously go missing, there's only one toddler team for the job! Using their stealth abilities and a range of high-tech gadgets to uncover important clues, the height-challenged heroes soon realize they've found their thief when the same toddler, Big Baby, appears wherever they go! It's up to the Baby Squad to track down the crown jewels and return them to the Queen before Big Baby makes even more big trouble! Starring Jon Voight (NATIONAL TREASURE FRANCHISE, TRANSFORMERS) and Skyler Shaye (BABY GENIUSES FRANCHISE, BRATZ).
Buy It Or Rent It For Your Lovable Kids.
Did you know
- TriviaThis film follows Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004).
- ConnectionsFeatured in Shameful Sequels: Baby Geniuses 3 (2013)
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- Budget
- $5,000,000 (estimated)
- Runtime
- 1h 19m(79 min)
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