ThanksKilling 3

On the plus side, they managed to make the first one look good, but there's nothing redeemable about this sequel. I suspect the creators let every kickstarter donator contribute an idea then shoehorned it into this overstuffed travesty. T3 is not even entertaining in a so-bad-it's good quality. Unless your cup of tea is a rapping grandma that Adam Sandler retired as a joke years before this movie was made. The comedy "riffs" are low rent open mic night jokes that are sometimes repeated twice to miss the landing again. Within minutes my friends and I were yawning and checking our watches. . AVOID THIS HALF BAKED MESS!

There are many movies out there that are so bad that they're good. The first thankskilling was one such movie. It was terrible, but that terribleness made it very enjoyable. However, this movie does not fit the so bad it's good mold. It tries too hard and everything just falls flat. You'll likely want to turn off the movie when you realize just how much movie is left after you've already had enough. It's not enjoyable at all.

The movie is full of puppets and an out there plot. The main plot point is how turkie, the main antagonist from the first film, is searching for the last remaining copy of the fake thankskilling2. There are many segments that follow that are all painful to sit through.

I watched this movie under the premise that it would be so bad it's good, but instead I was treated to a movie that had no redeeming factor, and transcended so bad it's good to reach so bad it is painful.

Thankskilling 3 (2012) is a followup masterpiece to the Thanksgiving classic Thankskilling and is currently available on Tubi. The storyline follows Thankskilling 2 being so bad it was pulled off the market and all copies destroyed...except one. Our Turkey friend and his son want to track it down and rescue the last remaining copy of Thankskilling 2 before it's destroyed and the movie lost forever.

This movie is directed by Jordan Downey (The Head Hunter) and stars Daniel Usaj (Another Happy Day), Joe Hartzler (Drib), Benjamin Siemon (Freak Dance) and Christina Blevins (Horrible Bosses).

The movie starts both with space boobies and a Mad Max component...both scenes are a success. The Turkey family as a sitcom is excellent. The transition from a sitcom to a Sesame Street theme was also well done and more entertaining than I expected. There's a lot of random hilarious stuff in here, like the mother constantly busting her sons balls. The dialogue in this movie is excellent.

My favorite quote in this, "Have you ever been camelback riding in grandma's canyon?" That line alone should make you want to watch this. I'd score this higher than the last movie and give it a 4/10. I recommend seeing this also. 😉

Made about half way through the movie hoping it would turn around and it didnt. Had to turn it off. This movie felt like someone baking a cakes. The first cake was decent and tasted not all that bad. But then the second cake they try to make the coolest "different" cake of all time by dumping any and all ingredients in the batter like ketchup + mustard, onions, burned pancakes, raw beef, rotten bananas, sour oranges, ice cream, brown guacamole and hot sauce. The point is Thankskilling 3 was all over the place and as watchable as the second cake was edible.

This movie is much longer than the original but somehow only has half the story. They spent a ton more money this time and the overall product is better but they could have cut out 20 minutes and nothing would have been missing. Since this movie has absolutely no relation to the first, you don't have to have seen the original to watch this.