Dark Watchers: The Women in Black

This is a very very bad movie I don't think I ever watch a movie bad than this one if there is a a very bad vote this will be in the bottom of the bottom of the awful bad movies its not enough to delete it from my computer I suggest if you read this before you watch it PLEASE delete it and DON'T watch this its completely waste of time, I wish I can delete this from my memory it will be there for ever it will be my baseline of my worst moment ever in my entire life and I don't think I'll have a more worst time I watched 1000's of hours of movies and I watched bad and awful movies but NOT like this one its by far the worst ever and I don't think there will be worst than this even if they try its NOT even possible to make a worst movie ever again they hit the bottom with this I and I wish this movie deleted from all the universe I think aliens will never come to earth if they watch this one, please don't watch this I wish I didn't do it, thanks.

This is one of those movies that pick a name similar to the one of a blockbuster to get a couple more views. This title is no exception, but I have to mention that the movie is bad even for B standards. The acting is absolutely laughable, the plot seems to have been crafted by a six year-old and the camera effects are even worse. Do NOT pay to see this, do NOT waste bandwidth trying to download it. The director should be shot and his ashes thrown into a garbage bin. There is some moderate nudity in the movie which simply does not make up for how bad it is. This is one of those films your friends will tell you to watch just to laugh at how bad it is. Don't listen to them. It's worse than that. It's an epitaph to human stupidity and a clear example of how not to make a movie.

I love B movies, I grew up on cheap monster movies and they are a pleasure of mine. Saying that, know this. Men in Black Dark Watcher was beyond horrible. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen and thats after sitting through small town film fests. The lack of story was attempted to be covered by strange angles, fish eye lens tricks and and odd distortions which just make any attempt at taking the movie seriously impossible. The dialog was junk and the special effects, while low grade even for a B movie would have been passable if they didn't try to pile up multiple effects destroying every scene. The focus seemed mostly to have every female in the movie wear as little as possible and choose between two acting methods, stupid as possible or wet your pants scared. Neither worked.

To sum up: Horrible acting, too many cheap special effects, horrible camera and cheap story. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. Not even worth watching to make fun of.

This is not a sequel to those other movies,This effort is based on facts as we know them and governments make us privy to.

Philip Gardiner has brought us similar efforts,Perhaps not as successfully as this outing.

There are hot chicks,men in black and a alien or two.

This is filmed very unusually with almost a documentary feel and yet has elements reserved for some cable channels.

The MAN IN BLACK has some eerie moments with the women in scenes by themselves and sometimes as a same sex coupling.

The aliens come off as a negative image ( literally) and a pawn for MIB : Dark Watchers .

Much promise, great title with excellent timing of release and the girls are easy on the disc.

I'm not sure if this was scripted or not, but I for one won't be casting them in ET 2!! The acting is very wooden and the background music overpowers the voices of the "actreses", I understood upon watching the film that I wasn't to expect much as it was an indie film but if you compare this film to the likes of peter Jackson's bad taste, it would make this film seem as though a 4 year old had both written and directed it!! Could I do better? More than likely, am I a director no, most certainly not! In fact this has inspired me to direct a movie, I'm going to call it, Attack of the Crap Movie!! I can at least now relate to the characters in this movie I seem to have lost just over an hour of my life, and I'm one step closer to death!