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A pseudo-masterpiece from Sarik, who still somehow considers himself a director.

Good God - when will he realize that pretty backdrops and garbage soundtracks can't replace the absence of a script?

Then there's the Moryak - a character so unbearable he makes you want to shut down your computer and throw it out the window.

And I'm sorry, but calling her an actress is a stretch. It's more like a living nightmare: a crooked mouth and a hollow stare. The kind of face you'd expect in a horror dream - God forbid.

Plastic-drenched women walk around aimlessly like it's some bargain-bin adult flick from the early 2000s. Utterly pointless and cringe-worthy.

The dialogue? It exists solely to interrupt the awful music.

Atmosphere? Zero.

My eyes are bleeding.

I don't recommend this. In fact, I'm baffled by the glowing reviews.

Do you really believe this is worth anyone's time?