Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my least favorite corporation, AMC. AMC has been building the worst show in history for over a year now, and using me as their reviewer. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my BCS knowledge to review Slippin' Jimmy, which they would then air using connections that they made through their career with the Breaking Bad fans. I was... astounded. I... I always thought AMC was a very good channel, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something they knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from BCS withdrawal symptoms that was poised to bankrupt my family. AMC took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even one Slippin' Jimmy episode could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed.

Why, just why.

The BB universe was fine before you. It was perfect, you just had to blow it up, you and your ego. A disrespectful spinoff just to make a quick buck.

Who exactly is this show even meant for, because no self respecting better call saul fan would enjoy this, and why would any child watch this instead of a a real cartoon.

This is the most unnecessary thing ive ever seen, it changes everything i thought i knew about breaking bad.

This not only misrepresents Jimmy as a character but undermines literally everything about the Breaking Bad universe as a whole. This spits on the face of the show associated with this dribble.

Like if this was literally just anything else, like it's own IP, then it would be like a 4 or even a 5/10. But the fact the have the gall to connect this with BOTH of its superior counter parts and act as though it's in the same ballpark?

That's honestly more insulting than the actual contents of the episodes.

You're sorry? You kill my favorite character, and you say you're sorry. Let me tell you something. The Slippin' Jimmy mini series ... it didn't upset me. It amused me. Whew. Big show at the illustrious AMC+. Chance to play at the palace? Lil' ole me? You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensy tiny show in a teensy-weensy little streaming service! Oh, Jimmy. Ohh, don't you "Oh, Jimmy" me. You look down on me?! You pity me?! Walk away. That's right, AMC. You know why I didn't watch the show? 'Cause it's too small! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! Better Call Saul travels in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what it's capable of! It's so far beyond you! It's like a God in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from it's fingertips!