Planet of the Vampire Women

A crew of mostly female intergalactic pirates pull off a daring heist on a floating casino space station. The pirates elude capture by the police by landing their spaceship on an uninhabited planet.

I appreciate the cheese, I appreciate the terrible special effects and I appreciate the semi-homage to "Planet of the Vampires". But overall, this film just did not hold my interest, relying more on topless women to carry it than any sort of plot. The characters were not all that likable (besides Miranda) and not even casting Cuba Gooding, Jr. saved it.

The biggest problem seems to be the lack of music. The chase sequences seem slower and more boring than they are because no music takes us with them. As my friend said, it is like watching someone else play video games. It should be a little more than that. After TFO wowed me with "Bikini Beach", they just did not seem to have a second stunner in them (yet).

Incredible effort of Science Fiction,Special effects,Tongue in cheeky & Busty females on film. The sets,What wonderful sets…Film opens on this great space station and it even has a CREST theatre. Some of the characters: Tank Girl,Vernon Wells-like android with his Power Rangers look,A drug addict,a clone that changes into a variety of fetish gals,Cuba Gooding-like hero and a bunch,mean bunches of half naked vampire women. There be monsters-Barney-like dinosaurs and DRAGONflies. Oh,That great soundtrack ! Was that RANDY QUAID as an android ? So JAYNE KENNEDY is going the Pam Grier route to resurrect her career as a starship captain ... No,really ANGELA JOLIE as a fetish clone,C'mon central casting...

Obviously it ain't exactly Star Trek: TNG or anything like that. But Planet of the Vampire Women is everything a campy, sci-fi/comedy B movie should be.

It has just the right amount of cheesiness, hokey special effects, plenty of T&A (heavy on the T), a good amount of sexy violence, comedy, and surprisingly decent characters and world building for this type of movie. Astrid (Stephanie Hyden) was my favorite with all her cute costume changes and poses. Although I did have to question if vampires would be a threat to an android, even if it is a sex droid. I reckon you'll have to watch to find out. Also I appreciate that all the actresses looked fairly natural, including the extras.

Don't expect this movie to advance the genre of science fiction, but if you're looking for fun eye candy then I highly recommend Planet of the Vampire Women.