Sexy Wives Sindrome

'Sexy Wives Sindrome' is another latter day T&A flick from director Jim Wynorski under a pseudonym that follows pattern. Shot quick 'n cheap over a handful of days in a one camera setup with a skeleton crew. You get the boobs, simulated sex you expect but the format is beyond tired and harder to sit thru nowadays. This being no exception.

When women are having troubles in their relationships, sex lifes they turn to a private clinic run by a elderly professor & Dr. Anderson (Julie K. Smith). Curing these problems as everyone bonks spouses, staff, fellow patients while Dr. Anderson suffers from reoccurring flashbacks hinting at something sinister lurking beneath the surface.

Wynorski regs Smith, Frankie Cullen & Glori-Anne Gilbert are here yet again. Angie Savage, Cindy Lucas, Erika Jordan & Rebecca Love provide more boobage. The whole thing is just low energy merely going through the motions. The story is hardly interesting with a bunch of fourth wall breaking, cringe soundtrack from Roobie Breastnut and barely able to achieve 80 mins.

The only reason I gave it a go - Julie K. Smith - has gained new tattoos since I last saw her in a flick and she gets to flex her acting muscle a bit more here than usual. Otherwise 'Sexy Wives Sindrome' was a snooze. Lame story, boring simulated sex means only those with rock bottom expectations will be satisfied by what's offered here.

This is yet another Wynorski softcore under yet another pseudonym of his. Like most of his stuff, it's very light on things like special effects and scope of settings, but it does a decent job of having an okay plot. It's a lot less fun than some of the more campy horror and sci-fi softcores, but still does a good job being sexy for the most part.

Julie K. Smith is back yet again. I'm not a fan of the longer hair, I think she looks much better with it a bit shorter, but she's otherwise sexy as usual. In addition to Wynorski veterans Julie K. Smith and Rebecca Love, there are a couple of other notable additions to the cast.

Angie Savage would be gorgeous, though I think her giant back tattoo kind of ruins her overall look. I don't think some small tattoos are too bad, or even big ones if it goes with a girl's overall look and she has that sort of alternative heavily tatted Suicide Girls look. Angie Savage, though, is like a Barbie Doll that some five year old girl decided to magic marker up the back of. She's extremely hot in a sexy bimbo kind of way, but the tattoo is so large it's distracting. Also, she drools all over her scene partners, which some people might find hot but I find kind of disgusting. Finally, during her lesbian scenes she seems to have a thing for getting behind the other girl and humping her doggie style. Does she have a secret penis I'm not aware of? Is she actually a transvestite? Did she put on a strap on when no one was looking? I'm not sure how Wynorski lets this happen in the scene, it's bizarre.

Overall, I like Angie Savage, I just have very mixed feelings. She plays a sex pot very well, with the little squeaky voice and everything, but I'm not entirely sold on her.

Cindy Lucas also has the Barbie look going on and is pretty great. Her ass in particular is amazing. She reminds me a lot of Glori-Anne Gilbert, actually. She doesn't appear to be a particularly skilled actress, but more than makes up for it in the heat of her scenes and her looks.

I was not a fan of TJ Cummings. He seemed to have very little chemistry in his scenes. Also, it appeared they had Frankie Cullen hide his face in one scene and pretend to be a different guy. Come on, Mr. Wynorski, are you really that hard up for male actors? I realize it must be a lot more fun to go searching for gorgeous babes for your movies, but the male talent pool is getting a little ridiculous. Frankie Cullen and Tony Marino are great, but having actors pull double duty and getting guys like TJ Cummings who are known more for gay porn than straight porn is a little weird.