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This is disgusting, what the hell did I just watched?! The animal character designs, looks at them! They look gross and uncomfortable for us to look at! Almost Naked Animals is a show about a dog named Howie (A silly almost naked dog, and the character who I honestly liked because he's silly) runs at a hotel. That's the story we got, folks. His sister Poodle (The show's main antagonist) is honestly a generic villain, come on, she is like a generic version of Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants. Not only is this show gross to look at, but it's SUPER UNFUNNY and the some of the writing is dull, bland and lazy. Say what you about Fish Hooks, but that show was originally funny and charming unlike this and Pickle and Peanut. The voice acting is not that bad also. Give Almost Naked Animals a 4.1/10

I was a child when I was first exposed to Almost Naked Animals on the free kid's channel ABC 3 (now ABC me). They would play it far too often and I always found the character designs really ugly. Why would I want to see animals that look like they're covered in shaving stubble? It's vomit inducing, really. Talking animals are supposed to be cute and likeable, but they went and did the opposite with this one.

The dog main character is erratic and hyper annoying. He's not funny and never was. The narwhal and poodle and everything else are also really obnoxious. I feel like this show should be illegal for how utterly frustrating it is.

I grew up and watched this masterpiece while I was doing it. I can successfully say it's the best piece of modern media ever produced.

After reading some reviews of this show, I thought, 'What are these people thinking?' God, I still can't believe people actually like this show. I'd write a long essay on this show, but I don't want to waste anybody's time or mine on this garbage, so let's simplify it to this: it's an obnoxious show with stupid characters. I can't believe my little brother likes this show! I got so annoyed with this show, I forced him to change it to Cartoon Network to watch Johnny Test. I don't like that show, either, but at least it's a lot better than this! Now my brother wants to keep watching it and refuses to change the channel, so now I'm stuck listening to that show in the morning (yep, I do my best to not watch it, yet that's kind of hard, since the table I eat breakfast on is right in front of the living room/TV), and I have to use all my willpower to not go insane. Exactly who came up with this?! Animals wearing underwear?! God, what has the world come to?!

This show is absolutely disgusting. I would never recommended this abomination.