Catskill Park

Camera movement was horrible, like parkinson disease, gave me vertigo the first 30 minutes

If any effort had been put into this at all... even the slightest bit, I would have given it a better score.

But this is the worst kind of ultra-cheap "let's make a movie because who knows, some suckers will pay to see it and we'll at least get our $15 investment back" tripe.

Shame that when they 'found' the footage, they couldn't find a light, some dialogue (and no, screaming, shrieking drunkenly at each other, crying, and sniffing don't count), some even remotely likeable characters, or perhaps some action aside from bumbling around the woods in near complete darkness.

Seriously: this was so bad, I refused to waste more than 15 minutes on it. I jumped forward several times out of curiosity, and every single scene was a couple of idiots stumbling around in the dark woods crying and dribbling crap, and not making any headway.

My advice? Go watch grass grow. It's 200x more exciting, and you'll be getting in touch with nature.

Typical found-footage horror movie. Another movie where exactly four people are camping in the woods and they started hearing strange noises. Of course the camera goes out every time that it focuses on something that is supposed to be scary. It's the same exact movie that I've watched in the found footage genre about 20 times already, whether it be Bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, whatever. They need to come up with some new plots where this genre that I once really enjoyed is going to die.

Any reviews you read saying this is good, is well acted or is worth watching clearly are buddy reviews that are not to be believed. I could go on tearing the acting apart but what's the point? None of these actors will ever be in anything else because with this on their resume only a lunatic would spend money to fund another 5th grade project like this one.

So much wasted potential, even for the overdone 'found footage' genre. Needs much more of a build-up to the "scary parts", I use that term loosely...it just dives right in less than halfway through, and the first part is annoying picking and bickering. I have no idea how it ends and I don't even care enough to skip forward through the boring parts more than I already have. I don't understand why, if there is ONE camera, it keeps switching to different views in a matter of seconds, it's distractingly obvious there are camera people there and it's HEAVILY edited. No one in a forest would waste their battery on bickering.