Paranormal Whacktivity

Everyone who is giving this a 10 lies i am 17 minutes in and I can't watch anymore of this garbage I am losing braincells.

Bad Sex acting/Poorly made porno within a porno. If you want to survive don't watch this garbage

If you are like me, or most people, your time is valuable, even leisure time. You only have so much leisure time and it can't be wasted watching pointless drivel.

You might ask: "What do you think parodies are all about? You're not watching a potential Oscar nominee." Yes, I know that. I've watched plenty of enjoyable parodies (although far more un-enjoyable ones) and this happens to be one of the worst. Even watching bad parodies I can stomach 10 to 15 minutes of it. I think I got through two minutes of this waste of celluloid.

Very unfunny, very vulgar... and it's not unfunny because it was vulgar. It was vulgar in an attempt to be funny but it was a miserable failure.

It's finally there, a spoof on the paranormal activity franchise. Spoofs as far as I know never worked out fine, well, maybe Scary Movie part 1 (2000) did. This time as the title says that will attract men. And that's what it's all about, making love with a girl and making a home video.

But slowly the house is making noises, and they do find sexy things. From there on, it's all about misunderstandings and talking about sex. Well, there were scene's that made me laugh but others were typical spoof jokes from the worst kind. You know, teenagers will have a big laugh with the stupidity.

Of course you will be rewarded to sit through this around the 40 minute, gratuitous nudity. But after that this flick falls into boredom. By now you have seen it all and the jokes do return and it even got uglier. The fart jokes are coming to you. The avatar part wasn't funny at all. The attic part was rather good. But overall, a waist of time.

Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0,5/5

This is so bad, I can't explain just how God-awful it is. If I could have rated it lower than 1 star, I would have. Let's just say I give it -100 stars. It's just awful.

It failed miserably. I was ok with it for a little while but then the wheels fell off. It's 30 minutes too long and is just stupid.