Paranoid Activity 2

I actually had to browse my dictionary to find words capable of explaining how bad this movie is. Since "excellent" is the exact opposite of what this movie is, words like "failure" ,"imperfection" and "inferiority" should, in theory, be adequate to convey my feelings on this movie. Still, those words are not even close to sufficiently explain the amount of mental torture I endured while watching.

This movie is not scary, it is a manifestation of complete emptiness and boredom. Watching this must be pretty close to what Hell is supposed to be. At one moment I actually felt like Alex in "A Clockwork Orange", being forced to watch human depravity on the silver screen. Maybe this movie was made to deter the viewers from ever watching a movie ever again, if this is the case it is pretty close to achieving this goal.

If you ever get a mortal enemy or nemesis in your life, please don't just kill them. Force them to watch this movie over and over again for the rest of their life. I'm personally considering shipping a copy to Guantanamo or Abu Ghraib, as this will significantly give them an option to raise the level of torture to a new level.

To the makers of this: I believe that all human beings have something they're good at in their lives. Movie-making is clearly not where you shine. Please, please find something else to do, before you bring the whole of the human race into a massive and fatal depression.

This movie is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring. I kept watching it telling myself it has to get better... something has to happen... but no, all the action in the movie takes place in the last thirty seconds and that's being generous. I watched this movie for free and I still feel like I've been ripped off.

One would think after two days of the moving stuff they would have called the psychic and said..."um ya know on second thought a hundred bucks to get rid of the ghost isn't such a bad deal afterall" these people are sosososososo dumb. All in all I'ld have to say the only good part of the movie was a very brief scene where the hot girlfriend has her butt hanging out of her short shorts.

Hi there,

I have no doubt someone of the cast will read this as they all signed up on IMDb to rate the movie - a 10 nothing less. By the way very clever tricks using a name close to another movie (adding a "2" while there's no previous movie is neat too) to promote your movie, maybe an opening to a career in marketing, that would be a wise move.

So I watched ... this with a buddy of mine (in Skype Dual Watching or SDW for us experts) and we loved it ! Well to be fair we didn't like the "movie" itself of course, we loved the laughter it got out of us, literally, even on a very bad day, say, someone close to you just died you could still laugh while watching this, it's that powerful.

The story, well, there's none so moving on.

The actors are exceptional, they can convey any situation with the wrong attitude. It seems none of them are able to express something, such as the main "actress" who smile (in a very creepy way) while under total stress - the main fear I would personally have is about her career though.

I'm sure everyone who seen this movie were on the verge of suicide but my director friend, if you persist to make films here are some heads up :

• Night vision is NOT a green filter, a simple DV Cam would have been enough and you'd have a free night vision too. - 15 mins shot are a very effective way to make people want to cut themselves but not a good thing in amateur cinematography. - A cigarette is not a joint and you don't get high in seconds and while we're at it train your actors to smoke if they need to - not that smoking is the only thing they have to learn to act better ... - A vengeful spirit who spend its time messing with dishes isn't the best way to build climax.

The list goes on and would ultimately cover the whole movie, there's nothing to save... Overall this is so horrible that Uwe Boll would look Oscar material compared to that.

PS : PLEASE STOP MAKING MOVIES OR GO TO FILM SCHOOL. THANKS.

What can I say about this "movie"? I think it was about a guy who loved to carry his camera around the house, and document packing boxes, and getting stoned. One thing I enjoyed were the women. The main girl and her friend are hot! Certainly eye candy. There was a point where I thought all three would engage in a threesome after smoking that joint. Had I been the boyfriend, I certainly would have given it a shot.

I painted my wall over the weekend, and watching it dry was similar to watching this "movie". If you watch this with a friend, they will never forgive you so I suggest you watch it alone, or better yet just fast forward to the ending credits. Anyone with any sense would simply get out of the dang house once you start seeing things move around.

In my opinion the Norwegian government should sentence Anders Behring Breivik to watch this movie on repeat... Forever.

I can't even begin to explain how bad this film was. It's like watching an episode of "Days of our lives" in ultra slow motion while listening to porcupines fornicate.

If you consider seeing this movie, do yourself a favor; Don't!

If you don't take my friendly advice, be sure to have lots of medication ready. You'll need it. It's like having your eyes and intellect raped by four elephants wrapped in barbed wire.

Honestly.

It's that bad. Or worse.

I hope this review has been informative, and that you, the reader, are smart enough to see ANY other movie besides this one. "Mac & Me" or any Uwe Boll film will rock your world compared to this piece of festering dog snot!

I will now have to pay my therapist hundreds of dollars to get over the fact that I spent over an hour of my life watching this awful piece of sh.. work.

Could I choose I would rather have an appendectomy performed without anesthetic rather than seeing this film. But it's to late. That time is gone and passed. Please excuse me while I bite my wrists open and leave this world for an (hopefully) better place. If I go to hell for committing suicide I pray that hell is not a cinema where I will have to watch "Paranoid Activity 2" over and over again with no way of leaving or closing my eyes.

Thank you, and goodbye.