Ninjas vs. Vampires

Truth be told, then the 2010 movie "Ninjas vs. Vampires" actually turned out to be better than I had initially thought it would. Well, with a title such as it has, then it just seems like you would be in for a horrible cheesy movie.

And while this was by no means a grand cinematic piece of masterwork, it was indeed a campy and cheesy movie, but it actually managed to remain so in a semi-enjoyable manner.

The storyline was just bland and actually rubbish if you look at it. But the effort they put into the movie and the sheer campiness that permeated the entire movie just managed to make it work on some level. Mind you, a movie such as "Ninjas vs. Vampires" is somewhat of an acquired taste to watch. You need to have an interest in low budget, cheesy, bad movies to be enjoying something like this.

Visually then of course you can see that "Ninjas vs. Vampires" is not a multi-million dollar Hollywood blockbuster. The effects were actually surprisingly good for a movie such as this, which was quite a surprise for me. You shouldn't expect to see a grand display of CGI and effects that will knock you over though.

"Ninjas vs. Vampires" is sort of adequate enough for a single viewing, but it is without a doubt not a movie that I will be returning to watch a second time. The movie just doesn't have the contents for that.

My rating of "Ninjas vs. Vampires" lands on a four out of ten stars.

The only complaint I had for ninja's vs Zombies was its slow pacing at times and being overly long. Both of these problems have been fixed in this film and its very apparent the director is growing.

It is still grade B horror, or indie as they are calling them these days, but it has a fun plot tons of great fight scenes and some good laughs.

I you are looking for big screen production values I am afraid you may need to look elsewhere as the money spent to make this is not massive, however if you give it a chance I think you will be very happy with it.

Be sure to keep an eye on both this series and the director as I expect one or the other to be making it to the big screen one day!

Ninjas battle Vampires for the fate of the world...

Let me be completely honest... this film arrived in my mailbox for review, and I shuddered in fear. Low budget, very cheesy premise... I figured there was no way this could possibly be good.

On the one hand, I was not all wrong. The low budget does hinder them a bit, making it appear like a group of friends with a camcorder running around in the neighborhood. Which is probably exactly what it is. Also, the costumes are really, really bad -- one in particular is awful (you judge for yourself).

But, the general concept comes off much less stupid when you see it in action, and had a bigger company tackled this and given it a better name, it may have a following. Where the film really excels is in the writing of jokes. They obviously knew they could not take themselves too seriously, so there is a joke every minute, often at the film's expense. One character is jokingly called "Destro" and "Doctor Doom" to heckle his cheesy mask.

If you do not know pop culture references, you may hate this. The story is good, but not great, and the acting is nothing special. Again, it is the jokes that sell, but if you do not know the movies and comics they reference, it may be over your head. Plenty of X-Men banter, and more than a few "Twilight" slams.

I cannot recommend this film to just anyone. The pampered viewer who needs the latest special effect and big names will hate this and turn it off after 5 minutes. Fans of the lower budget may find it to their liking. It is an ideal drinking film. Oh, and the rocking soundtrack deserves praise... that may have been the deciding factor between this film failing or succeeding. It succeeds, barely.

This "movie" was uncomfortable at best. The premise would allow for a fantastic thrill ride of adventure. Who doesn't like ninjas? At first I thought that this could have been a guilty pleasure or at least an over sexualized 90 minute romp with ninjas.

This is the movie equivalent of your creepy uncle making a sexual remark about his underage daughter at a family reunion.

From the casting to costumes to weird gimmicks like enchanted windows, this was a total flop.

The fight scenes alone express how stupid the director thinks the viewers are.

As others have already stated; the movie is not bad and does look like a bunch of friends made but they had FUN while doing it. The writing was well and the dialog was better and more on queue (ie natural)than a lot of high budget movies these days. Anyone remember the first season of Buffy? This is about on par except they didn't have that great of a camera. No knock against Joss Whedon, but the dialog, while having its over the top cheesy parts, was very natural. They act like people that have been around each other long enough to say the things they do. And yes, if you do not know a lot of popular culture references you may be lost, but much to your own detriment. For what it was and what they had to work with, I have enjoyed this much more than a lot of the newer movies produced by large production companies. The weapon usage was also better than most you see on TV in popular series today. If you like campy dialog, ie Army of Darkness, Buffy, etc. and just good old action, give this movie a shot, you may be pleasantly surprised.