Milf

Not a bad movie, not a great movie. By the box art alone, you know what you are getting. If you love "slackers" or "Bob the Butler" this is for you. The protagonist is loveable, but his friends are hit and miss. A handful of laughs but all and all just another asylum film. It's Canadian American Pie. Not unwatchable.

After having watched half of the movie, I simply closed the media player and returned the rented title back to the store the very next morning. Where to begin...

The title itself foreshadows eroticism which in most cases means no plot, poor acting and lots of sexual scenes. And that is exactly what "Milf" is all about. The story seems to have been written by a high school student since the major part of the movie is about sex and showing explicit material and the dialogs between the characters are old and cheesy. Even the plot itself is, well, plot less, and all has been done before (single guys, no luck with women, bullied by "popular" kids, then all of a sudden WHAM, they're laid and feel as if in heaven). Yawn.

The acting is the worst thing about this movie. I don't know what they were thinking with Philip Marlatt (Anthony) Molinee Green (Lori) because their acting is god-awful! They can't fake emotions and you never know whether they are surprised, confused, happy... their expression is always the same. It's like watching a cheap high school play.

I seriously don't know what were they thinking when filming this...

This movie is absolutely awful! The producers/directors for this movie must have a lot of money to waste, but probably not. Some of the scenes looked like they were shot on a stage, like this was a play. The acting is 3rd rate (sorry, 2nd rate would be a stretch). How many of them have only x-rated films on their resume? The actor who plays Anthony? OMG! Stick to producing! He was terrible. DO NOT WASTE ANY MONEY ON THIS ONE! I saw it free on Netflix. Good luck to this cast in using this to find more work ;) A plot? I guess that would be the only thing that puts this a step above the normal low budget x-rated movies. The writers must have worked for free. The lines? What were they thinking? Was this made by a bunch of freshmen college students? The women used as the MILF's must have come from time off at the red light district. There was no acting here!

This is horrible in every sense I don't see the comedy in this at all. Its a bunch of college nerds that can't get laid, that start dating older women. Gratuitous sexual scenes and very little or no substance. Avoid is the word. Its over acted and fabricated, nothing seems natural or even plausible in this. Every MILF they meet they get to bed with. The plot is non existent. The only good thing about this movie (if you're a man) is that you do get to see a lot of breasts, but that's pretty much it. If you really want to watch this, well rent the DVD when its out or download it/stream it online, don't waste much money on this movie, is not worth the money.

Just an excuse for gratuitous sex and nudity. Horrible acting. Horrible writing. And really stupid.