Unhuman

If you like movies that SUCK, this is the movie for you. It has terrible, TERRIBLE acting, a story that seems like it was written in 5 minutes (or less), and is nothing like the rest of movies made by Blumhouse. I can't believe this made it into production!

If you're thinking about watching this... don't. If you're thinking about renting this... don't. If you're thinking about buying it... unless your kid is in it... DON'T! Ugh 179 more characters needed for this review. Now 131. Why the need for long reviews in order to post? Only 74 characters left at this point and if you read this far, you'll see my review sucked. JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!

When I sat down to watch the 2022 horror comedy "Unhuman", I hadn't even heard about the movie. I didn't even know what it was about. But since I hadn't already seen it, of course I opted to give writers Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton's movie a chance.

And I will say that the movie was sort of semi-adequate. I mean, I figured this was a zombie movie outbreak, from what was going on there on the screen. Now, it wasn't the most impressive or most entertaining of zombie outbreak movies, but it was fairly watchable for what it was.

Now, then when director Marcus Dunstan finally revealed what was going on, about an hour into the foray, the movie went from being semi-adequate to being utter rubbish. The whole flip and switch of storyline events was just a slap to the face with a cold, dead fish. In fact, it was so stupid that I didn't even opt to finish watching the movie. Now, I will not reveal what was going on here, as you have to watch it for yourself.

It should be noted, however, that the effects in the movie were actually fairly good. But special effects can only do so much for lifting a broken movie.

"Unhuman" started out okay enough and was watchable enough, right up to a certain point and then everything just came crashing down. And believe you me, I have no intentions of returning to finish watching the rest of the movie.

My rating of "Unhuman" lands on a three out of ten stars.

The movie is plagued by a tired idea everyone has already seen in dozens of other movies. Within the first ten minutes of the film, the viewer knows who the villains are and who the heroine is.

Fresh young faces, the lack of tedious CGI, and fairly decent production values combine to do a good job of holding the viewer's interest, but aren't sufficient to make this into a good movie. Still, it's great to see young filmmakers get a chance like this one, and I hope this group makes a better movie next time.

As for this film, the company should start with a better script, better editing, and better zombies.

I can't say much without giving spoilers but my title says it. It's hard to like a movie when it makes you walk away hating everyone.

And the funniest character is the first to die! WTF! (not a spoiler due to subjectivity and no specifics)

We learned that this was another attempt at cool for poor Blum. Sad thing is I still have faith in the man that he will eventually get it right again. Hell, if I didn't have faith I would not even finish watching any of his movies. Overall the story was original but any movie that has time for stupid chit-chat instead of actually running away, just pisses me off! Dumb and dumber is what I would classify this one as, then the thought that they are even thinking about making a pt. 2 is just confusing to me. When you are thinking of making a pt. 2 at LEAST make the first one GOOD! Maybe it was an age thing but this movie just sucked for me. Please Blum, if you ever just need someone to tell you if your movies suck or not before releasing them just hmu. I have no problem in being completely honest with you! @53x13_M3x13.