The House That Drips Blood on Alex

He did it again. Tommy Wiseau has once again proved himself to be the best actor the world has ever seen. While his directing and producing skills are undeniable his acting was put into question in this film. But do you know what? He turned to that question and said a big f**k you. His acting was purely flawless in yet another hit film which is unappreciated. The dialogue in this will have you laughing and crying at the same time. This movie will also strike down into your soul with how horrifying it is. The end will leave you terrified but wanting it to be longer. This movie also includes addressing things such as disfigurements of the imagination, drugs, cancer and Tommy Wiseau's face

While the majority of fright fans tracking down this bemusingly bonkers B-comedy short will no doubt be solely doing so for the laudable lunacy of watching the deliciously skewed Teutonic Thespian Tommy Wiseau manifest his singularly bizarre approach to acting! Whimsically written and directed by Brock LaBorde & Jared Richard, this short, but perfectly formed ketchup-slathered riff on Amicus/Hammer House of Horror finds the weirdly ingenuous Alex (Tommy Wiseau) guilelessly making a Faustian pact with a magnificently Mephistophelean landlord (my favourite scene!), and not long after moving his meagre affairs into the somewhat inauspicious-looking property on 3 Blood Street, pronounced 'blued street', Alex is promptly anointed in blood spatter, while initially acting oblivious to this malign crimson leakage, his, like, totally concerned bros ardently advise the increasingly distressed Alex to Nancy Drew the cellar to see what gives, dude!...and therein lies the grisly genesis of Alex's sanguinary malaise! There's a pleasingly garish Troma Films/John Waters quality to this horror/comedy short that I found enormously appealing, and the opening scene with the landlord is entirely delicious!

'There's always room for more Tommy Wiseau, dude!' - TerrorTarot / BuxomBloodfiends.

It's entertaining rubbish, this short seems like something that someone from a University class would create. The editing, directing and acting is very amateur, although the camera operator seems to have an idea of what they're doing. I knew what the end was gonna be like before I saw it because it is very reminiscent of early horror b-movies. The most jarring thing from this short is the set design as it is incredibly poor and obviously done on a very half asked low budget. Although, it's Tommy Wiseau and it's expected from anyone exploiting his talent to make an intentionally bad or cheap movie.

I'd love to see Tommy make another 'larger' budget movie and see how he fairs in the quality of it.

Just one word. Pathetic.

It was so horrific and logic free circus that i dont know what else to say.

Whether or not he was ever trying to make serious movies is still up for debate, but I think that this movie must have been made in an attempt to duplicate the success he had with The Room, by trying to make it as bad as possible in similar ways to The Room. He must know that everyone only watches his movies for comedy by now. The movie itself looks like it was filmed with someone's cell phone camera. The "characters" don't exist for any other purpose besides spitting out dialogue and nothing in the plot is explained. When the movie ends you are more confused than you were in the first few minutes. Even the title is stupid and completely over the top. I just can't believe that someone could put out something like this and call it a movie unless they were mentally ill.