Bloody Bloody Bible Camp

Well this one begins nicely, with some stupid dialogue, a bit of skin, lots of fake blood, more skin, more blood. It's pretty nice. Starting out around 7/10 as opening credits roll!!!

But the rest of the movie doesn't really make the score worthwhile. A bit more skin and blood and a couple of witty comments. But overall it's really rather dull. 4/10.

Bloody Bloody Bible Camp (2012) is a movie I recently watched on Shudder. The storyline follows a group of campers who head out to a Bible camp by a lake where a mass murder happened 30 years ago. Could the original killer make a reappearance?

This movie is directed by Vito Trabucco (Henchman: The Al Leong Story) and stars Reggie Bannister (Phantasm), Tim Sullivan (Detroit Rock City), Ron Jeremy (54), Ivet Corvea (Run! Bitch! Run!) and Gigi Bannister (Bubba Ho-Tep).

This movie is a little like Hatchet where it doesn't take itself too seriously. The script and dialogue in this is fun and there's a trivia scene that's hilarious. The kill scenes start slow but get better the last 45-60 minutes. Theres plenty of blood splatter and a few scenes with some worthwhile gore. Oh, and this movie gets .5 points for who they cast as Jesus.

Overall this is a very average addition to the horror genre with a few worthwhile lines and scenes. I would score this a 5.5/10 and recommend seeing it once.

This movie will make you jump, laugh and say what the $&%^ all in the same scene and at the end, you'll be glad you watched it. A great mix of classic horror and comedy and then you add in Ron Jeremy playing Jesus and you have an instant classic. The movie will keep you wanting to see what happens next and the soundtrack is fitting for the time the movie takes place (early 80's) and funny enough to have you and your friends singing when the movie is over. It has the gore and chicks every good horror movie should require and plot has a few hidden things you only pick up the more you watch it.

If you are reading user reviews on this movie stop now and just watch it for yourself. You won't be disappointed!!!

I don't mind watching trashy parody movies that have no specific plot or point as long as they are funny and entertaining. This one has none of the aforementioned.

The idea itself is, of course, cliché, but surely something could have been done in this movie to justify its given genre. Unfortunately, the realization has failed on so many levels that I've lost the interest after circa 10 minutes of lame mischief.

Low-budget is not a problem if you know how to entertain the audience. The creators of this movie obviously don't know how to do that. Their piece of work is neither funny nor scary, full of random "jokes" which are almost always out of place, and I got the impression that none of the people who participated in filming this failure actually wanted to make this movie.

So, save your time and skip this absurdity.

Most of people would have said that this is the worst movie ever but I don't think it is. Well, if every bad movie is the worst than what is the definition of THE WORST itself. I mean this movie isn't worst but it is bad. They try to put some classic movie atmosphere and cliché' into this and I believe they have succeeded (but not really good). It is not horror but rather trying to be comedic. At times I would feel like laughing but I just can't, something some kind of missing in it. If you have nothing better to do than loosen your expectation and watch this movie. Then you may find it is watchable. If more time, money and efforts being put on this movie maybe it would be much much better.