Bullet Train Down

Okay, a narrative about something something a train, and forgive me if this is a spoiler, but... they die if the train stops. Not ground breaking, kinda boring actually... but what is the deal with the budget in this "movie"? It feels like a cheap group youtube video, the actors are so bad, the props are so bad, everything feels so cheap. Especially the writing. 30 minutes in and I couldn't take it anymore, there wasn't a SINGLE line of dialogue that was funny, interesting or clever in any way at at all, it was just dead text on a paper. And some "WTF" moments that make absolutely no sense at all like rocks randomly flying into the train for no reason at all. How? Why? What? Loud bomb noises in the back of the train "uh what was that noise, was it a bomb?" idiot kid says "BOMB????" why are these people so dumb. Then some other guy says "it's ok, the train would stop if there was something bad" oh you mean apart from a window shattering and a loud bomb explosion and train shaking, or the person in front of you bleeding, yeah everything is perfectly fine. I just want to grab these people and strangle them for being so dumb. And the dialogues are so unnatural too. Even the premise is unnatural, people acting all amazed at a train going 200 mph.... woohoo... who cares. Go in europe or asia if you wanna go on a fast train. Ok maybe not europe. Really, a plane can go way faster and fly but you don't see people being amazed at that (anymore) at least not for the last 50-100 years. It's just a train, calm down.

I will give it credit for a scene where a person gets strangled and they actually struggle instead of just immediately dying without any problems. I can't give it 1 star since i didn't see any blatant sexism/racism/etc... at least not yet, i quit after 30 minutes.

But hey maybe the "movie" works if you wanna get down with your friends and watch a laughingly bad movie and make fun of it. How many bad things can you spot?

Well I guess if you have nothing better to do. Not great acting, not great script, not really that exciting. Kind of boring & predictable. The only reasonable acting was from Rashod Freelove. Of course I guess they used this title to make it sound like the much better movie that Brad Pitt was in. So you think it's going to be something good, but in the end rather mediocre. So now I just have to add some irrelevant lines to make sure to fill out another bunch of characters to add up to 600 characters for no good reason. Nothing left to say about the movie. Dont waste your time unless you want to suffer! Sorry to hear about Tom Sizemore's condition. Hope he recovers.

I watched bullet train down on amazon prime today I found the film very crap with cheap sci-fi channel graphics and it had no story to the film and the scenes were awful with film focus on a high speed train and it had z list actors in the movie and the scene I liked were the Afghan army veteran fights with gun man to save the train from crashing that scene well scripted and cheap stunts and it was so boring watching owner of the train jack gets kidnapped by the gunman they were no dialogue from the z list actors and it was a cheap copy of brad Pitt bullet train film from 2022 and it was the worst movie I have ever watched.

This movie is near comical in terms of its concept, scripting, above all else the acting is pathetically hammy, and the sets are as crass as everything else. Its a case of almost 90 minutes of your life that you'll never get back. The very idea that the US could have a train that ran at more than 150mph is laughable to begin with - even their Amtrak Acela can barely reach 150mph for short periods. The crassness of the storyline and script are only complimented by the crassness of the acting. The lead characters are weak and the very idea that anyone could crawl upon the smooth roof of a train travelling in excess of 200mph is as plausible as the fact that Bambi is a kitten.

Ok I was expecting a bad movie and I was not disappointed. This movie is great for cleaning your house or noise in the background to make doing your taxes interesting. You don't even need to rewind if you miss something while going to check your mail. Honestly it felt like a student film or something the sci-fi channel would have aired in their early days. The budget felt like someone used a credit card to fund this. Way too much gel color on the lighting. Also who gets this excited about a train doing 200 mph it's the 21st century. I do have one other observation. I feel like no one really let Tom know you can see the withdrawal symptoms and sweating. He's so pale. Made me feel sad because this was obviously his last film and though he had issues he was a formidable actor.